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The Complaining and Bitching Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by ASU2003, Jan 14, 2013.

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  1. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member


    You should've thought harder. :p
     
    Borla, May 20, 2013
    #1841
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  2. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Location:
    The land of drugs, violence, and 8 Mile Road
    Dearest professor, I told you several times I had jury duty today. You can stop with the passive aggressive emails asking where I am.
     
    GeneticShift, May 20, 2013
    #1842
  3. cynthetiq

    cynthetiq Administrator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    New York City
    are you asking Fremen for sex?
     
    cynthetiq, May 20, 2013
    #1843
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  4. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Did that with a bottle of conditioner last week. The Man ran over my toe with his Aeron chair yesterday. My feet think I hate them.
     
    Japchae, May 20, 2013
    #1844
  5. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    It's not Angry Uterus...it's Angry Ovary. Fucking hell. It's like someone is trying to pull out my left ovary with red-hot pincers.
     
    snowy, May 20, 2013
    #1845
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  6. Craven Morehead

    Craven Morehead Very Tilted

    Location:
    third rock from the sun
    Why is it the sex part of our bodies gives us so much crap?

    Guys having dangly bits that get in the way and occasionally receive a nasty blow (no pun intended) aren't any fun either. In fact, I've come close to vomiting as a result.

    Come on sex parts, just deliver pleasure. And the occasional offspring.

    that is all
     
    Craven Morehead, May 20, 2013
    #1846
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  7. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Location:
    The land of drugs, violence, and 8 Mile Road
    Everything is contaminated down to the media. I just want to cry.
     
    GeneticShift, May 21, 2013
    #1847
  8. cynthetiq

    cynthetiq Administrator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    New York City
    :( sowwy.
    [​IMG]
     
    cynthetiq, May 21, 2013
    #1848
  9. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Location:
    The land of drugs, violence, and 8 Mile Road
    That is the goofiest thing I've ever seen and I totally love it.
     
    GeneticShift, May 21, 2013
    #1849
  10. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Obviously you haven't seen me naked yet.
     
    the_jazz, May 21, 2013
    #1850
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  11. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Baraka_Guru, May 21, 2013
    #1851
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  12. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Location:
    The land of drugs, violence, and 8 Mile Road
    Key word: yet.
     
    GeneticShift, May 21, 2013
    #1852
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  13. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    gross
     
    ZombieSquirrel, May 21, 2013
    #1853
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  14. grumpyolddude

    grumpyolddude Very Tilted

    Location:
    Metro Detroit, Michigan, USA
    I thought people around here were desperate for jobs. Trying to hire, but my call backs are being ignored. Sheesh!
     
    grumpyolddude, May 21, 2013
    #1854
  15. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Very Tilted

    Location:
    Yucatan, Mexico
    Have you tried offering potential employees money as opposed to free used motor oil as salaries?
     
    Tully Mars, May 21, 2013
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  16. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    I just overheard a mom in the dentist office waiting room threatening her 2-3yr old with 'if you don't sit still they are going to take you in the back and give you a shot!'

    Then she'll be yelling at him in a couple years because he'll be terrified of both the dentist and getting any type of shot.
     
    Borla, May 21, 2013
    #1856
  17. cynthetiq

    cynthetiq Administrator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    New York City
    I've experienced the same thing. Crazy right??? I mean right, unemployment is high, people want jobs right?
     
    cynthetiq, May 21, 2013
    #1857
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  18. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    Its been so long I might even take the_jazz up on it.
     
    ralphie250, May 21, 2013
    #1858
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  19. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    Location:
    Central Republic of Where-In-The-Hell

    Maybe he's terrified of Jack Daniels.
     
    CinnamonGirl, May 21, 2013
    #1859
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  20. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Location:
    The land of drugs, violence, and 8 Mile Road
    You can hire me!
     
    GeneticShift, May 21, 2013
    #1860
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