Pointless Announcements

That works, too! I'm intrigued because I've been a big fan of the Sherlock Holmes stories since I was in my early 20s. I'll look forward to hecking out the series.

 

DamnitAll is making my resume all pretty. I have pretty kickass friends.

 

"Giving the Dirty Old Man club a pretty face for the public since....
"Poster child for...
no not quite....
"Making the TFPDOM look good since 2013."
there is the resume term.

 

I've always been told that you should include a concrete number on your resume with each job description.
What kind of percentage do you think I've helped increase the dirty around here?

 

At least an 80% increase...

 

I was thinking more along the lines of 69%...

 

Monday already. Off to London on Friday, just a few more days and then vacation time. I can do this, I know I can...

 

When my son was as young as your daughter, my wife took him to see the latest Star Trek. She went to a matinee and made a point of breast feeding him in the film. He ended up sleeping through the film.

She did this with any number of films, always knowing that if started make noise (ie wake up) she'd take him out to the lobby or home.

 

I have internets in my new apartment! Whoo!

 

All done with jury duty!

 

And the quarterly financial panic creeps in again like a viper bitch. Screw you amalgamation of unrelated financial predicaments!

 

Looks like I'm on Landscaping Duty at the shop now. I need a bigger budget.

 

please pay close attention to cynthetiq, a very wise man, wise beyond his years.

 

I'm getting a lot of use out of this gif.

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I just realized a little bit ago that next Monday is Memorial Day. HELLOOOOO, SUMMER! (and the executive decision was that we're going to be closed, so HELLO, THREE DAY WEEKEND!)