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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. Lordeden

    Lordeden Part of the Problem

    Location:
    Redneckhell, NC
    Yep, you are fired. Please collect your belongings and see HR about turning in your badge.
     
    Lordeden, May 17, 2013
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  2. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    I am playing single parent today and trying to do my paying job and watch the boys at the same time. And I have had no coffee today.
    --- merged: May 17, 2013 at 10:12 AM ---
    Doesn't she need to turn in her uniform before leaving the premises? If so, post pictures.
     
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    the_jazz, May 17, 2013
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  3. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I like that you referred to it as being a parent and not being a babysitter. Drives me nuts when dads say they're "babysitting" their own children. I'm looking at you, Lish.
     
    snowy, May 17, 2013
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  4. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    I got past my probation at my new job. (sick days, vacation & benefits...oh my)

    I'm slowly moving the ball forward on all the politics on my proposal for a new ERP system for the company. (Damn, people hate change...)

    And the CEO & Lead Counsel like my new contract & agreement tracking software I created. (Let's hear it for sating the gods...)

    New infrastructure approved, check...New website landed, check...Advise on Fed govt project bids...check, check, check.

    Why am I tired?? :rolleyes:
     
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    rogue49, May 17, 2013
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  5. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    Location:
    Central Republic of Where-In-The-Hell
    I'm keeping the stapler.


    Also, I'm pretty sure that I'm HR.
     
    CinnamonGirl, May 17, 2013
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  6. Freetofly

    Freetofly Diving deep into the abyss

    Location:
    From Philly USA, living in London UK
    Graduation day is finally here...
     
    Freetofly, May 17, 2013
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  7. roachboy

    roachboy Very Tilted

    you get an idea that this may not be an exactly like any other day when a vice president sends the complete discography of minor threat to you.
     
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    roachboy, May 17, 2013
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  8. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member


    I'd say that you should report him to HR so he could be punished for threatening you.



    But somehow I think he'd like that.
     
    Borla, May 17, 2013
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  9. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    If you could just take your desk down to Sub- Basement C That'd Be Great. Oh, and we, uh, need you to work this weekend. Thanks, that would be great.
     
    Speed_Gibson, May 17, 2013
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  10. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    As I've said many, many times, when it's your own kid, it's called "parenting".
     
    the_jazz, May 17, 2013
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  11. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Location:
    The land of drugs, violence, and 8 Mile Road
    Someone come rescue me from retail hell.
     
    GeneticShift, May 17, 2013
    #24411
  12. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Sure thing.

    Look out the window.


    When you see my van, come on out and jump in.


    It looks like this:


    [​IMG]


    It's totally legit.
     
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    Borla, May 17, 2013
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  13. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    *I have a copy of the police report from tomorrow in front of me. Never mind how, I ran into a nice man in a blue British police box who said his name......anyways
    ---
    The body was found on the side of the road, no vehicle was found in the vicinity but tiretracks, leaking oil, and part of a rusty bumper indicate it likely was a decrepit van that was new in the Ford administration at the latest.
    Preliminary medical exams indicate the subject died of "suffocation by breasts". Never have seen a corpse with a bigger smile on its face.
    The investigation is ongoing, but......
     
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    Speed_Gibson, May 17, 2013
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  14. cynthetiq

    cynthetiq Administrator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    New York City
    You could have a boxed copy of Oregon Trail and Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?
    --- merged: May 17, 2013 at 12:08 PM ---
    You're coming back?
     
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    cynthetiq, May 17, 2013
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  15. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    Yes, to pack up the last of my parents' stuff from their house. Probably won't be in Manhattan, though. This will likely be the last time I set foot in my childhood home.

    /sap
     
    DamnitAll, May 17, 2013
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  16. cynthetiq

    cynthetiq Administrator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    New York City
    I did that.... twice oddly enough. Weird story. Left to Singapore and we rented the house with the supposition to sell it. It never sold, we took possession of it again after the leases were over and I lived it in again for a spell. My parents moved back and I moved to NYC, and then they sold it and I said good bye a second time. Crazy.

    I still drive by it from time to time when I'm in that part of the world.
     
    cynthetiq, May 17, 2013
    #24416
  17. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    Location:
    Central Republic of Where-In-The-Hell

    DO YOU KNOW HOW AWESOME THAT WOULD BE?

    [​IMG]
     
    CinnamonGirl, May 17, 2013
    #24417
  18. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    time to buckle this shit down and study.
     
    mixedmedia, May 17, 2013
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  19. cynthetiq

    cynthetiq Administrator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    New York City
    cynthetiq, May 17, 2013
    #24419
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  20. Cubby

    Cubby Vertical

    AAAAAAAARRGGHHHHH...that feels better. Sometimes a scream makes everything better. TGIF and long weekend time in T-minus 6 or so hours :)
     
    Cubby, May 17, 2013
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