The Complaining and Bitching Thread

One complaint about new job....

Office is on 4th floor. Colored printer and copier is on the second.

I shouldn't complain. It's exercise.

 

Cramps on top of the undx GI issues.
Rock on.

Angry Uterus SMASH ALL THE THINGS!!!

And I have to go to Bumfuck, La next week. Grrrr....

 

Hey, marketing jackasses: why not beta test before rolling out your bastardization of my old company's customer rewards program? Online registration does not work. It does not integrate with our in-store program. We can't transfer points from old accounts to new. Redemption doesn't work, the merchandise page doesn't load. What, exactly, did you do right?

 

Been a long week. Planning on taking down a pint of Maker's Mark tonight. Who's in?

 

I'm in tomorrow...but not tonight. Stupid day job.

 

Lady, I really do not need to know your entire life story when you call. And the fact that you keep saying you told me stuff, that you did NOT tell me, is starting to piss me off.

 

Man, I am one seriously cranky bitch today. Everything is sending me through the roof today. I need to get off the roads.

 

ID 10 t errors ALL UP IN THIS BITCH TODAY.

 

Seriously glad that this damned week is finally over....

 

I hate everyone.

...'cept you people, of course.

 

GeneticShift, I love your hedgehog/cacti avatar!
*looks at thread*
GeneticShift, I hate your avatar!

 

How did it take me until just now to realize I've had my underwear inside out all day?

Idiot.

 

Letter to HP: Can you please stop your hardware engineers from smoking crack at work? I would love to not have to remove the motherboard of a laptop to replace the screen. kthxbye.

 

Tries to avoid stating the obvious solution of not wearing........oh wait, that means I failed doesn't it?

 

I wore mine backwards once (boxers) should of seen me try to pee

 

So the mother of boohead's best friend has been pressuring her about not being religious and this morning when I went to pick her up (she spent the night last night) the mom comes out of the house and starts asking me if I want to visit their church with them one day. I politely declined. This is the same mom who is always telling me about how children need to be disciplined and to respect their elders and in my head I'm all like, 'bitch, my child is a straight A student and she's a responsible, kind, helpful, and most awesome kid so I really don't need any tips on child-raising from you, thanks.' She's from Peru and very soft spoken and struggles with the language which at first I thought was kind of sweet, but now not so much. She told Boo that if we lived in Peru 'she would get kicked in the butt' for not believing in Jesus.

You see, this is when that sort of bullshit really starts to bother me. Why do these folks feel they have the right to put people in this position? Particularly a child. It's getting to the point now where I'm going to have speak to this woman about it and it's probably going to put a strain on their friendship and that's a damn shame because I really like her child. Why can't people mind their own goddamned business? Pisses me off.

 

The amount of old lady ass in the airport is frightening. These are not nice asses nor are they in any way appealing. Put your belt in your purse and put that shot back on after TSA, yo. No one wants to see that shit.

 

Why would you call at 0700 and ask the Dr. on call, who has never met you before and knows nothing about you, a completely idiotic question that obviously could only be answered face to face?