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The Complaining and Bitching Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by ASU2003, Jan 14, 2013.

  1. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    I hopped in my Delorean, had the tow truck pull me to 88 MPH, and peeked a glimpse at the entry you have yet to write. Hope you don't mind.....
    "Dear Diary,
    I received an offer to model the upcoming TFP and TFPDOM t-shirts whenever that lazy so and so gets them done! No pay but the prestige is worth it. I am........"

    Sorry, wrong page. Let me try again...

    "I observed the musical one talk to the undead squirrel yet again. After the last three time where he narrowly avoided wearing metal in his neck you might think he would learn. Alas, this is not true. This time he was saved from that prospect when the large-headed one owned by the official TFP mascot was the target......"
     
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  2. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    I just laughed out loud. Thank you for that.

    Also, if the modeling job comes with a shirt, that's all I really need. :p
     
  3. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    WHAT THE FUCK.

    The experiment I spent all of last week on is fucking contaminated.

    Can I bribe anyone to be the one to tell my professor so I can hide in the corner?
     
  4. minerva19

    minerva19 New Member

    dont worry about your prof he'll understand.
    --- merged: May 6, 2013 at 8:57 AM ---
    its so damn hot weather....... please God pour out some rain..
     
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  5. lktknow

    lktknow New Member

    I am not sure how many posts I have, a couple of years ago, i was on here 24/7, and posted quite a bit, did that all get washed away? anyway, I'll go reintroduce myself, that will add a post. thank you
     
  6. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    lktknow, you probably want to read both of these while you're at it. They will help explain what's going on and what's happened in your absence.

    A reminder about staff interaction - especially for our long-time members | The TFP
    General Rules and Guidelines of TFP 5.0 | The TFP
     
  7. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I had an awful dream last night. I was glad to wake up.
     
  8. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    I hate those :(
    --- merged: May 6, 2013 at 1:12 PM ---
    Got called into work tonight. Ho hum.
     
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  9. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    I'm fucking broke
     
  10. *Nikki*

    *Nikki* Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Stateside
    I can waste time better then anyone I know.
     
  11. Fangirl

    Fangirl Very Tilted

    Location:
    Arizona
    I have pinkeye even though I wash my hands ALL THE TIME.
    Fuck.
     
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  12. Some days you just need to beat the crap out of one of your most faithful companions. Today, that companion was Ruby. Thank you, old friend, you've served your purpose today.

    (And before anyone jumps to conclusions, Ruby is the name of one of my guitars.)
     
  13. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I've got a coworker that is wheat-free/gluten-free and every time anyone remotely complains about anything health-related, she says, "Since I've given up wheat, I've had no problems with (whatever the complaint is)." Today, though, she topped it all--someone in the congregation is in the hospital with digestive issues, and she said, "Time to give up wheat!" Lady, please. Keep your dietary positions to yourself. Not everyone is sensitive to wheat--and I know for a fact she diagnosed herself.
     
  14. cynthetiq

    cynthetiq Administrator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    New York City
    I miss uncle phil.
     
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  15. I do too. I didn't get to know him really well during our short mutual period on TFP, and I wish that I could have. His legacy lives on through his words on this site.
    Fuck cancer.
     
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  16. I love my friends, and I love being able to help them talk through their issues, I really do.
    But why do they have to come to me with issues at 1:00 in the morning?


    In other news, sleep time is now.
     
  17. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Went to the dentist this morning. Everything went well (I'm super anal about taking care of my teeth), but I still have to get a filling next week. Fuck. I've never gotten one before.

    My dentist was cute though. He knew how devastated I would be, so he kept saying over and over "It's not your fault! I promise! You just have really deep grooves in your teeth! You couldn't have prevented this!"

    But still. My perfect record. :(
     
  18. cynthetiq

    cynthetiq Administrator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    New York City
    anal and teeth.

    [​IMG]
     
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  19. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    You're a dick.
     
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  20. super anal, at that

    yes, I am a dick, also
     
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