Pointless Announcements

Perhaps eventually I'll learn that you can attract more flies with honey than with vinegar.

 

Back to crime fighting again....evildoers beware!

 

Perhaps chili was not the best idea for dinner tonight.
Perhaps not as the only thing other than a pear to go in mah bellay since yesterday's few bites of foccacia and a lot of fluids.
Hmmmm. Perhaps.
I need a soak in the tub. Yezzz.... with bubbles. And Silverlinings Playbook on the laptop.

In other news, I keep hitting the dang Alt button on my desktop. Switching between the MacBook and the PC is driving me nuts. All kinds of crazy things happen when I'm typing now...

 

It was pouring this morning, so I went for a run this evening instead. 2.1 miles isn't a bad start to the week.

 

The cat is drinking the bathwater. Silly cat.

Edit: another cat is drinking the bathwater.
and the first is trying to push him in *sigh*

Edit: annnnnd, cat number 3 enters the fray.

Cats 2 and 3

 

D'awww, Bathtime Kittehs.


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Today I Learned: there's a vegan strip club in Portland. I'm intrigued.

 

Night NIght TFP

 

This important email was this the in subject was in the inbox of one of my accounts today -
"Why Wait have an affair with a cheating wife today"
Sounds like a winner to me.

 

Fruit count as veggies, right?

 

I love everything about Parks & Recreation, except for the lethally obnoxious main character (Leslie).

Don't think I've ever watched a show for the side characters only.

 

New guy started yesterday. . Poor chap doesn't know what he is getting into.

 

Hot date tonight. And by hot, I mean GRAWR. It's too soon to tell, but I think my fwb search has ended in fruition.
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But first I must go to work and hope I shan't be shat upon.

 

Falling asleep with a smile on my face was nice. Waking up with one was even nicer.

 

Can I like this more than once?

 

Please do, however you see fit.

 

No, but it counts as vegan

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I really, really want to go roller skating. I'm not a fan of the local rink, though. Hmm.

 

I've got to assume that's because you're wearing a tube top and satin short shorts.

I'll be in my bunk.

 

Why do I have three tabs of Gmail open?

Today has probably seen the highest influx of emails since I've registered with Gmail.

A nice jolly clusterfuck of technical and sales information that must be dealt with appropriately, precisely and in an urgent manner because of some things that are about to happen.

It's not super "I need this yesterday!" urgent, but it's a massive amount of information and several subjects.

The multiple tabs of emails make my brain all fuzzy and aren't helping nearly as much as they're supposed to.

So...

Why do I have three tabs of Gmail open?!