Pointless Announcements

But there's a Golem out my window and I'm... I'm scared.

 

I'm sure hamsterball can take care of the Golem by rolling it down with his plastic ball. You will be ok Tully Mars !

 

I might be safer but I doubt that would make me magically ok. Even on my best days I'm pretty far from ok.

 

Remember how everyone used to have a crush on Sarah Michelle Gellar?

I just watched Cruel Intentions.

I still have a crush on SMG.

 

...used to?

Sold my king-sized bed set today. They're coming to take it away tomorrow while I'm at work. It'll be nice to have the extra money.

 

So this is a good night the epic crime spree I was planning? I can move it up a few days and hit one less bank I suppose.
Getting worthless paper money lacking backing in gold sounds like a good exchange for a felony.

 

No...she has a weird nose that always throws me off. (yes, yes, she's still beautiful and all. It probably doesn't help that, even though I loved the show, she annoyed the hell out of me as Buffy.)

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In other news, Lordeden and I accidentally went to church tonight. Details to come.

 

I anxiously await this story with popcorn and soda.

 

Dude, you're from Michigan.

Say it with me now.

Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop.

 

With a Mom from Tennessee. It's how I was raised!

Water fountains are still not "bubblers," though. That's just weird.

 

The word is "soda". The other term I use at times is "sugar water" but that is far less often.

 

*drool*
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Seeing real musicians like Art and Monk live would be how I use an actual working time machine.

 

The Redskins could use hall of famer Art Monk now.

 

I was curious enough to look him up. 16 years is a healthy career in any major sport, especially the NFL.

 

Apparently the nearly 20 lb cat thinks that if he walks slowly, I might not notice that he's still in the room.

 

I generally refer to all sodas or pops as cokes. In case you wanted to know.

 

Pop.

Say it now. Pop.
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So when it's not a Coke do you say, "May I have a Sprite coke, please?"

Or, do you just say, "May I please have a coke?" and if they bring you a Coke, you slap them until they bring a Sprite?

"I said, a coke, Motherfucker!"

 

It's amusing to watch how Defense Distributed is throwing a gallon of fuel per second on the BBQ grill that is Anti-Americanism.