The Complaining and Bitching Thread

Remind me again? Why am I supposed to complain?

 

To let the festering bile out before it consumes your soul and makes you a Bieber fan.

 

or makes you leave the site

 

She didn't hang around long enough to learn what we're about. Wonder what she was expecting?

Got the day off and my hip is just throbbing. Planning on seeing Iron Man 3 today. 2+ hours in a theater seat is going to get uncomfortable.

 

It eats your brain? That is some serious festering.
That just put an impromptu joke in my head, something about a hungry zombie hitting a Justin Bieber concert and leaving hungry.

 

Bro, create a site where everyone can rate and review the buildings in this country. (Obviously host it outside of the Middle East ) Wouldn't it work well with your business here?

Also: Hell yeah to the Vodka! I've been living off Whiskey for the past week. It's high time for another Duty Free bonanza.

 

My uterus is trying to claw its way out of my body using rusty jagged spoons.

You're welcome for that imagery.

 

Liked for the imagery, not for the Angry Uterus trying to perform surgery from the inside

 

The communists arrive in this fun house on Thursday. I shall feel your pain shortly. It's the TFP Angry Uterus Sync.

 

WHY ARE WE ALL SYNCED.

Actually, don't answer that. I like it. Gives us some camaraderie.

Also I'm going to use the term "communists in my fun house" from now on.

 

My angry uterus days finally came to an end just this year. That was a long 40 years!
I hardly know myself without all the mood-swingy shenanigans.

 

The hubs found it. Now it's hilarious when he asks if the communists are in the fun house in front of friends and then watch their faces as the understanding dawns when you start the explanation.

 

im working on something at the moment. but an expose' isnt going to help my business cause because it would prevent me from entering the country!


ive been on painkillers for a mysterious toothache for the last 2 weeks. two dentists have no idea whats wrong, and neither do i. been popping pills like a geriatric this week, and im still in pain!

 

Ugh. Two more days until the weekend. Hopefully my leg wants to work tonight, people ask annoying question like "are you ok?" when I make certain involuntary faces because I am being unreasonable and asking both legs to carry an equal share of the weight.

 

I have had all weekend to write it, but I'm still procrastination to update my lab notebook from last week.

Ugh.

 

I need a break from high-maintenance, needy people

 

10 pm Sunday.

Still no lab notebook.

 

I’m not sure if this is where this should go, because I am not really complaining about something, I have sort of a mystery on my hands. I actually feel like I am in the twilight zone??
I thought maybe someone in here has had a similar experience or knows someone who has.
The problem is, printer ink on the carpet in front of my printer. A LOT of printer ink. Has anyone ever known of a printer to “spit” ink out? I live alone, and I went into my computer room, only to find green printer ink all over the carpet in front of my HP printer.
The carpet in the room is going to have to be completely replaced, I mean, it is like almost to the other side of the room. I have no idea how this happened. It is a total mystery to me, because like I said, I live alone. I have two cats, who are mischievous at times, but??
Not only are there blotches of the ink all over the carpet, but there is a smear on the printer itself, and one on the shelf below the printer. See pictures.
I am going to have to find out how to post pictures. thank you

 

That's rather peculiar, because as far as I'm aware printer ink only really comes in black, cyan, magenta, and yellow directly from the printer. Are you sure that the ink was caused by the printer and not by something else?
Also, you won't get to post pictures or links until you've posted 10 times. It's an anti-spam measure, nothing personal (trying to save Jazz the hassle of having to explain it here)



It's 10:30 and I have a lot to do tonight. I really just don't have the energy.