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May Is National Masturbation Month

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by MrMD069, Apr 30, 2013.

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  1. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Who wants to help me celebrate? Hot chicks only.

    /Colton
     
    the_jazz, May 1, 2013
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  2. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted

    Location:
    Space
    Okay, I haven’t masturbated today but, in my defense, The Wife did fuck me to the point of no return and I came in her mouth. That counts, right?

    We got in a nice Cow Girl session and TW’s magic hips pushed me over the edge. She went right down on me and swallowed it all. What a gal!

    So, do I still have to masturbate later today?

    Oh, and I almost forgot, we’ll be home alone the next couple of nights. I don’t really think I’ll be getting much masturbation in, unless it’s me masturbating TW to powerful, scream out loud, thrash about the bed and give Mr. MD court cred, orgasms. Of course, I could have her masturbate while I give her the spanking she’s been asking for, while she’s handcuffed.

    That should count too. Yes?
     
    MrMD069, May 1, 2013
    #22
  3. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    In a word, no.

    As a follow-up:

    You're doing it wrong.

    (emphasis mine) Masturbation - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    Your May is a-wasting. Get busy.

    If you must, tell the wife to lay off a bit, eh?
     
    Last edited: May 1, 2013
    Baraka_Guru, May 1, 2013
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  4. Craven Morehead

    Craven Morehead Very Tilted

    Location:
    third rock from the sun

    Maybe TFP could have its own version of Chatroulette (hot chicks only)
     
    Craven Morehead, May 1, 2013
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  5. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted

    Location:
    Space
    LMFAO, ask her to lay off? :(

    In a big word....

    NO!

    I was joking. Masturbation is self pleasure. :D

    And I'll be busy all month long. She don't mind. ;)
     
    MrMD069, May 1, 2013
    #25
  6. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Ohhh....THAT'S why all the lotion was sold out at the drug store.
     
    rogue49, May 2, 2013
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  7. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    I participated in masturbation month yesterday. ;)
     
    ralphie250, May 3, 2013
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  8. cynthetiq

    cynthetiq Administrator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    New York City
    I'm participating right now.

    This is the riding the bus thread right?
     
    cynthetiq, May 3, 2013
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  9. Random McRandom

    Random McRandom Starry Eyed

    someone needs a TFPDOM signature...

    ;)
     
    Random McRandom, May 3, 2013
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  10. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    Yeah you got the right thread.
     
    ralphie250, May 3, 2013
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  11. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted

    Location:
    Space
    LMFAO!

    Yes, this IS the riding the bus or train thread. Thanks for sharing!
     
    MrMD069, May 3, 2013
    #31
  12. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
    Hmph. My urge to masturbate only occurs once a year...





    ...but the urge lasts twelve months! :D
     
    MeltedMetalGlob, May 3, 2013
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  13. Levite

    Levite Levitical Yet Funky

    Location:
    The Windy City
    I have participated faithfully every day of the month so far. We'll see if I can do it the whole month through....
     
    Levite, May 3, 2013
    #33
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  14. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    That's my goal.
     
    snowy, May 3, 2013
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  15. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    Participating.
     
    Charlatan, May 3, 2013
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  16. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    This thread amuses me.
     
    Speed_Gibson, May 3, 2013
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  17. THEPRISEINFERNO

    ThePriseInferno Slightly Tilted

    If this answers your question, I ran out of tissues today. I bought the box two weeks ago. I have not been physically ill.
     
    ThePriseInferno, May 4, 2013
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  18. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Location:
    The land of drugs, violence, and 8 Mile Road
    It's going to be a looooong haaaard journey, but I'm sure we can keep each other motivated...

    Um

    Still the TFPDOM poster child. Yup.
     
    GeneticShift, May 4, 2013
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  19. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    I think the key is to drink lots of fluids...
     
    rogue49, May 4, 2013
    #39
  20. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I expect help from everyone here at TFP to keep me going, but you, madam, are a fine motivator. ;)
     
    snowy, May 4, 2013
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