The Complaining and Bitching Thread

I swear, I looked at the clock a FUCKING HOUR AGO and it was almost three. Apparently, I only looked eight minutes ago.

 

My dog's extreme snuffle noises are distracting the hell outta me.

 

My credit is fucking me in the ass. No business bank account for this guy.

 

I hear she stalks him and even follows him home.

 

Fuck you, TSA agent that apparently has nothing better to do than hassle me while I'm sitting around waiting on a delayed plane. Here's my boarding pass. If I want to listen to the Lee Elia tirade on my computer, I'm going to. Welcome to the First Amendment, motherfucker.

 

They will do that. If I remember its a Volvo right?? Those aren't fun. I'm sorry snowy

 

You start to realize you care about someone when not talking to them for a day seems like an eternity.

 

So true.

*speed-dials his bookie* *sobs* Bob!

 

My BP was 84/60 this morning. All scans negative, lab work fine.
Lost 4 pounds since Tuesday.
Started a new medication for the next 10 days that will supposedly kill any bug
I might have going on. Can't drink for 12 days. Not that I really want to.
Have to stick to the regimen... And figure out how to tolerate solid food and
the screwdrivers in my abdomen.
Since, of course, there's nothing wrong with me.

 

So you managed to pay that 50 large you owed before without losing any more fingers or toes as "incentive" to motivate you?

 

That's just the vig!

/goes back to hiding

 

It's seriously almost 2 in the morning? Again? Bloody hell...

 

im afraid it would all fail any australian, british or american standards. thats the reality of dodgy dubai marina buildings that all went up by unknown developers who just wanted to cash in on the crazy times leading up to the GFC.

i could offer you some pain killers and vodka if that helps?

 

Do I have to go to work today?

Butts.

 

Okay, if you say so.
(_)_)

 

Now I can make it trough the day thinking of your emoticon butt.

 

I am here to help.