Pointless Announcements

Today I realized how just goddamn poor I really am, and how I probably will never smell the sweet smell of pussy as long as I live. Then I realized that everything was one in the universe, and that in the end, pussy smells kind of bad, anyway.

 

O...k, on that note...

I just watched a squirrel beat the fuck out of a snake on YouTube.
The snake was trying to retreat, but the squirrel wouldn't let it.
I think there may have been scissors involved.
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This was cool.
Vancouver, BC in 1907. [VIDEO]

 

That's everyday...

 

Try a different street corner.

 

So at 10:00 am this morning, we have a post-Boston emergency evacuation drill.

Wouldnt be more realistic if we were not informed in advance.

We also have a designated gathering place as part of the drill - Freedom Plaza by the equestrian statue of Kazimierz Pułaski.

I will wave.

 

So you are saying Mr. Jazz's alternate avatar is a snake then?

 

Makes sense. Especially if you think about it in a GI Joe sort of way.

The secret is out. I am The Cobra Commander.

 

I KNEW IT

 

I am enjoying a coffee and thinking about taking a shower.
That is all.

 

so it was you. I knew it.

 

Yes, I am responsible for keeping boobs off television.

 

But encouraging them on TFP.

Tradeoffs.

 

Sounds like a win to me. I hardly ever watch network or cable television anyways. Unless you count reruns on Netflix.

 

unlike

 

But showing breasts or more than the very outline of them on tv might lead to the end of the free world as we know it. 'Tis much better to bombard young and old alike with as much as violence as you can fit into a storyline, or trash a beautiful 1950 Cobra rather than something more expendable like Stallone's face.

 

This makes me happy and sad all at once.

Lab research dogs see the sun and grass for the first time. [VIDEO]

 

happy/sad indeed

I love doggies

 

Thanks for making me all teary at work, Fremen ! Seriously, though, glad they aren't in a testing facility anymore.

 

just saw this on facebook