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The Complaining and Bitching Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by ASU2003, Jan 14, 2013.

  1. cynthetiq

    cynthetiq Administrator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    New York City
    damn I'm not going to be in NY this weekend... or maybe I will.

    Glory's Sun be careful when you sneeze. And those behind him...move like the wind.
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  2. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    DamnitAll , lets be honest with each other.

     
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  3. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    A couple of little known facts about our own cynthetiq:

    Most people don't know this, but his middle initial is "L". I'm not 100% sure, but I have heard several people say that his middle name is in fact "Lucky".

    Also, the guy is only about 5'6".

    Just so you know in case you're looking.
     
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  4. Oh bitch....imma gonna slap that hand right off of ya.
     
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  5. cynthetiq

    cynthetiq Administrator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    New York City
    I wanna watch....

    shit why do I do this to myself at the office?
     
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  6. cynthetiq

    cynthetiq Administrator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    New York City
    [​IMG]

    Man... why coudln't I have only been a gold digger.
     
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  7. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Well, we're all better for the fact that you can be both a gold digger and whatever the hell else it is you do with your time. World, better place, yadda yadda yadda.
     
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  8. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Does that work for being a gold digger and a grad student? I could use the supplemental income.
     
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  9. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    One one hand, I must assume that you are not pursing a Master of Billboard Arts in grad school if you are unable to answer that question yourself.

    On the other hand, hey baby.
     
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  10. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    I don't have a summer break, so I wanted to make sure they didn't just mean undergrad. I don't know if I already passed an age limit or something.

    Also, I'm winking at you. You can't see it because the internet is a series of tubes, but I'm winking at you.
     
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  11. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Oh, I totally get that. I'm still trying to figure out how to parlay that into a foursome along with ZombieSquirrel and DamnitAll but I'm pretty sure that 1) I'm not sure I'm smart enough to pull it off and 2) I'm pretty sure that I'd be dead at the end of it, probably with both a scissors wound to the neck and tire tracks in my nether regions.
     
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  12. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    At least you'd die happy though, AMIRITE?
     
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  13. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Quite.
     
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  14. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    In other news, if I keep being treated like its my fault that 1) it's hot out, 2) she woke up late, and 3) she forgot to get the primary thing she went to the store for and had to go back, I'm going to audition for a new Mrs. Borla. *shakes head*

    Though I have always told her that when she turns 36 I'm trading her in on two 18 year olds...
     
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  15. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Hey, back off, man. I'm already working that angle here.
     
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  16. I tried that years ago. Evidently 18 year olds have gotten much smarter over the years.

    Who knew?
     
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  17. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    MOTHERFUCKING MICROSOFT PUBLISHER.

    STOP IT, YOU'RE KILLING ME.

    That is all.
     
  18. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!


    You get to keep Stanley, right? Because, um...


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    I'm not 18, though. Hmmm.
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    In other news, it looks like it's going to rain. DAMN IT, I NEED TO RUN.
     
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  19. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I was waiting for that gif to show up eventually.

    DamnitAll, might I suggest texting someone like crazy this weekend while in the presence of everyone else? Then, when they inquire, say, "Oh, nobody." Then, when you receive another text from that person, kinda smile and half-laugh. Repeat as necessary.
     
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  20. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Running in the rain is one of the greatest pleasures in life. Even if you don't actually enjoy the run, you're still TOUGHER THAN ALL THOSE DRY MOTHERFUCKERS.
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    This. Passive-aggressively this.
     
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