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May Is National Masturbation Month

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by MrMD069, Apr 30, 2013.

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  1. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted

    Location:
    Space
    So, tomorrow starts National Masturbation Month.

    Will you be doing your part?
     
    MrMD069, Apr 30, 2013
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  2. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    Fuck yes.

    I knew there had to be a good reason I was born in May.
     
    DamnitAll, Apr 30, 2013
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  3. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Yes, as often as possible.
     
    the_jazz, Apr 30, 2013
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  4. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    Location:
    Central Republic of Where-In-The-Hell
    Well, it appears I started early, then.


    Hmmm. Need to stock up on batteries.
     
    CinnamonGirl, Apr 30, 2013
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  5. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    I shall redouble my usual efforts.
     
    fflowley, Apr 30, 2013
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  6. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    Hell yeah...
     
    ralphie250, Apr 30, 2013
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  7. Craven Morehead

    Craven Morehead Very Tilted

    Location:
    third rock from the sun
    I'll lend a hand.


    fap fap fap fap (getting warmed up)
     
    Craven Morehead, Apr 30, 2013
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  8. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Location:
    The land of drugs, violence, and 8 Mile Road
    Um. Yes.

    May is also usually GeneticShift upgrades her lady toy of choice month. Now I remember why I picked that month!
     
    GeneticShift, Apr 30, 2013
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  9. Levite

    Levite Levitical Yet Funky

    Location:
    The Windy City
    At my house, every month is national masturbation month.
     
    Levite, Apr 30, 2013
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  10. Craven Morehead

    Craven Morehead Very Tilted

    Location:
    third rock from the sun
    I'm all for saving money...

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]
     
    Craven Morehead, Apr 30, 2013
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  11. Cayvmann

    Cayvmann Very Tilted

    Location:
    Central North Carolina
    I'll be recuperating from knee surgery, so of course I'll have plenty of time to make sure I keep up with this. I'm hoping it will reduce post-op swelling
     
    Cayvmann, Apr 30, 2013
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  12. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    That's a great idea. New toys for everyone!
     
    snowy, Apr 30, 2013
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  13. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    Pics or it didn't happen ;)
     
    ralphie250, Apr 30, 2013
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  14. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    If masturbation was a crime most of TFP would be on death row.
     
    fflowley, Apr 30, 2013
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  15. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    This is a fact
     
    ralphie250, Apr 30, 2013
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  16. Craven Morehead

    Craven Morehead Very Tilted

    Location:
    third rock from the sun
    Repeat offender here
     
    Craven Morehead, Apr 30, 2013
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  17. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Location:
    The land of drugs, violence, and 8 Mile Road
    Everyone in EST should ring in the new month in 2 hours and 12 minutes.
     
    GeneticShift, Apr 30, 2013
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  18. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Can I just be early on PST? :p
     
    snowy, Apr 30, 2013
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  19. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Location:
    The land of drugs, violence, and 8 Mile Road
    ....that too.
     
    GeneticShift, Apr 30, 2013
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  20. AlterMoose

    AlterMoose Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Pangaea
    So glad you let us know! Turns out it's 12:06 as I type this (with both hands, mind). Suppose I should start celebrating. Make every day a holiday!
     
    AlterMoose, May 1, 2013
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