The Lust List: The 5 you're allowed.

I'm afraid to name the target of my lust; if she ever found out, she wouldn't speak to me. Heck, she never has spoken to me.
I'm surprised none of the ladies here haven't mentioned Viggo Mortenson.

 

Let's see
Jessica Alba
Estella Warren
Ali Larter
Danielle Murphree (from Big Brother 14)
And since this is list of ones I would be allowed.
My very hot and tempting former Daughter-in-law Samantha

 

LOL, That's a deal most guys would take you up on Snowy.

 

1. Rihanna
2. Katy Perry
3. Elisha Cuthbert
4.Brody Dalle


I don't need 5. By the time I got done with those 4 I'd be useless.

I'm not greedy like Lish

 

Michaela Conlin. Can't believe I forgot to mention her!

 

Well, I wouldn't pass her up, but I'm sure she'd be preoccupied with her work. I dunno. I like watching certain porn stars, but actually doing things with them doesn't really do much for me.

 

I lust after men I actually know, famous people are like not real to me. I guess that makes my top five kinda boring as no one else knows them. Interestingly I've noticed that in compiling my list my top 5 are not necessarily the most conventionally beautiful guys I know and secondly it appears that I have already had an opportunity which I did not take up! leaves me wondering why I turned down my high school crush after lusting after him for 4 years (oh and he is a drop dead gorgeous fire fighter!).

 

1) Scarlett Johansen
2) Mary Louise Parker
3) Katie Holmes
4) Mary Huff (From Southern Culture on the Skids.....she just does something to me.)
5) Katy Perry

 

i guess you did hear i was giving up the 72 virgins for just one ZombieSquirrel

 

That is the sweetest thing anyone has ever said about me!

 

1. Kate Beckinsale
2. Jessica Biel
3. Blake Lively
4. Gwyneth Paltrow
5. Halle Berry

 

1 Sigourney Weaver
2 Susan Sarandon
3 Janeane Garofalo
I'm not sure about the other two. Can I trade the two slots to go back in time for Claudette Colbert From it happened one night.
My list makes me look really old. I guess 50 is.

 

This one's a work in progress. And who needs to limit quantities? Not this girl.

The gents:
Tom Boonen
Matt Damon (Jason Bourne-esque)
Joseph Fiennes
Ralph Fiennes
Ryan Gosling
Jake Gyllenhaal
Damian Lewis
Andrew Lincoln (Love Actually-esque)
Christopher Meloni
Peter Sagan
Channing Tatum

The ladies:
Sara Bareilles
Claire Danes
Christina Hendricks
Mila Kunis
Jennifer Lawrence
Elizabeth Mitchell
Sarah Shahi
Rachel Shelley

I also want Jillian Michaels to scream at me and make me sweat.


(Thank you, Alfred Kinsey.)

 

Tina Fey
Laura Linney
Unrequited Highschool crush #1
Unrequited Highschool crush #2
That girl who may have had a crush on me in high school. She was weird. What was her deal?

I need to grow up.

 

Hmmm, I think my top 5 are...Kaley Cuoco, Jennifer Aniston, Salma Hayek, Sandra Bullock, and Marisa Tomei....
Honorable mention include Julia Roberts, Monica Potter and Elizabeth Shue

 

I do have a list of women that I actually know. Much better to me than celebrities.

 

This might blow your mind, but I had sex with Sara Bareilles.

 

Tell me more!