Pointless Announcements

Tom Cruise sounds like the first choice to play a character who is somewhere around 6'5" in the 250 pounds range. Surely his incredible acting talents make up for any physical differences. Oh wait...getting deep in here, better get my hip waders on.

 

I didn't wake up today with hatred of my job...

 

At least we know she still hates you

 

+1 for Glory's Sun

 

ZombieSquirrel probably won't hear a word they say, she'll just stand there in awestruck silence that such a tiny woman once birthed a boy with a honeydew-sized noggin.

 

Michigan spring teaser day. It's a trap!

 

It's still so cold in my lab all my buffers are coming out of solution. I'm not fazed by it.

 

Oh lawd, the dialogue and dramatic pauses alone... Kill. Me. Now.


In other news, I am treating my fucked up stomach to three days of just juice, vegetables/rice for dinner, and protein mix (banana, oat milk, and brown rice protein powder). I've gotten sick off every single thing I've eaten since Thursday night. After my protein stuff this morning, I actually felt human. Sorry, tummy.

 

the alternator crapped out in the fallen aristocrat mobile. i had to get it towed to a garage. soon afterward, the incipient cold walked triumphantly out of incipient and stepped on my head. so i blew off the day the mines.

it's been an unreasonably good day.

 

Ding Dong the Dean is dead...which ole dean? The WICKED dean.

Ding Dong the wicked dean is dead!!!!

The interim dean (the giant ASSHOLE who is an IDIOT) will NOT be the dean. He did NOT get the job. Some other guy did. All I care about is that he DIDN'T get the job.

I am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo happy.

I hope the new dean fires the director of operations and the head adviser.

 

Link is broken. I has a sad.

EDIT: It now works!
EDIT, part deux: From the article; "How would you react if one of your neighbors was attempting to sell VHS porn tapes door-to-door in your neighborhood?"
Well, I certainly wouldn't have the poor woman arrested, unless she were a physical harm. Jeez, people!

In other news, I think ZombieSquirrel might have a future as a Broadway lyricist.

 

So, I'm watching a porno just now that's kind of a newish style to me.
It's these two MMA type guys fighting in the ring for the right to have the sexy fun time with a woman at the end, and the loser gets paired up with a massive-chested woman.
The interviewer is talking to the chesty woman, "What size are those?"
The Minxxx: "They're 46-I's."
Interviewer: "46-I's? Oh my god, those things have retinas?"

 

It's time to move on to the all-important meat round.