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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. Freetofly

    Freetofly Diving deep into the abyss

    There a place in China that does that pretty cheap!
     
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  2. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

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    That's not sayin much.
     
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  3. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    Hey, I take my wins when I can get them, thankyouverymuch.
     
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  4. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    Best wishes to you and your family, ralphie250
     
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  5. And this Cubs fan is pretty sure you'll get them. :(
     
  6. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    Buck up, you guys win the Series in 2015 :)

     
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  7. Fangirl

    Fangirl Very Tilted

    Location:
    Arizona
    Where is the (blind) loyalty to our Cubs? <shakes head sadly>
     
  8. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
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  9. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

    I wish it were that easy!
     
  10. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Printing off 40 resumes and hoping that's enough for every school district with a position that fits my area at tomorrow's job fair. I hope it's enough, and if it's too many, I'll use the resumes along with a beautiful cover letter when I start mailing out "give me a job" materials in June.
     
  11. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

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    Still waiting for my hover conversion to be done. There seems to be be a backlog on orders they have.
     
  12. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    I don't get tumblr.
     
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  13. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

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    flikr was soundly kicking my ass last time when I was uploading my set from Tillamook recently. The interface was giving me fits and causing a few words I avoid in front of my kids.
    Personally I have no real interest in tumblr, but I will browse what others have on there on occasion. Almost always from a link on here.
    --- merged: Apr 16, 2013 3:55 AM ---
    Saw these while browsing through a collection of lines from Carson's "Carnac the Magnificent" bit -
    A: Stick 'em up!
    Q: What should the oil companies' new slogan be?

    A: An unmarried woman.
    Q: What was Elizabeth Taylor between 3 and 5 pm on June 1, 1952?

    always have loved that routine of his.
     
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  14. One Carnac line that I really found funny was:

    A: Bjorn Borg, Bjorn Borg
    Q: What's the sound when two obese people make love?

    Johnny was the best.
     
  15. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

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    A few more that were hilarious. I know this group is old enough to not stare blankly and say "OMG! I don't get it" for a few of these.

    A: Ironware.
    Q: Describe Raymond Burr's undershorts.

    A: Until he gets caught.
    Q: How long does a United States Congressman serve?

    A: SAG Strike.
    Q: What do you call it when old topless dancers refuse to work?

    A: Jello and "Charlie's Angels."
    Q: What looks delicious, quivers all over and can't talk?

    A: Head and shoulders.
    Q: What do you see if you open the trunk of the Godfather's car?

    A: Zippo Marx.
    Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?
     
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  16. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    Same here.
    I saw that mixedmedia used tumblr to host her pics in the big-butt thread, so I went and signed up so I could post some, as well.
    Not very user friendly at all.
     
  17. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

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    I was browsing my pics online and this reminded me of ZombieSquirrel
    [​IMG]
     
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  18. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
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    Security was a bitch this morning. But, hey I understand after yesterday.
     
  19. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
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    [​IMG]
     
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  20. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    I use it and it's friendly to me...
     
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