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The Complaining and Bitching Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by ASU2003, Jan 14, 2013.

  1. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    I hate Jimmy John's. H-A-T-E them. They can't do anything right and there are too many empty calories in their food.
     
  2. I only ever get the Hunter's Club, and then quite rarely. It's hard to screw it up...unless they put it on a roll instead of multi-grain bread.
     
  3. FUCK YOU ANGRY UTERUS!

    At least I'm not ridiculously horny anymore.....just in pain.
     
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  4. Random McRandom

    Random McRandom Starry Eyed

    Aww goddamnit! I left you a pic in the Real 'Dat Ass thread per your blog.
     
  5. I saw that you tagged me in that thread, but haven't viewed it yet, because I'm at work.
     
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  6. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member


    My work here is done.
     
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  7. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Webinar isn't a fucking word.

    Neither is mompreneur.

    Holy shit. I can't fucking stand this.
     
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  8. New favorite.
     
  9. *Nikki*

    *Nikki* Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Stateside
    Get better soon woman, it's the weekend!!!!!!!!
     
  10. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Holy crap, my cat will not get off of me. She even licked my jeans at one point. I must smell fascinating after half an hour of tearing apart my raised bed.

    And seriously--if you're not going to use a raised bed, do everyone a favor and throw some weed cloth over the top. Ripping out giant clumps of crabgrass is no fun at all.
     
  11. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    "Blog" only became a word recently. Webinar is on it's way. At least if AIG has anything to say with it since they invite me to them at least once a week.

    Now STFU and GBTW you cardiganitor (cardigan-wearing editor).

    Yeah, I'm coining words over here like money.
     
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  12. I hate acronyms. I knew STFU, but it took me a second to get GBTW. I'm kind of dense.
     
  13. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    It's a good thing that you're pretty. Otherwise life would be tough.
     
  14. I KNOW! I don't know how UGLY dumb girls survive.

    Having big boobs doesn't hurt either.
     
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  15. Fangirl

    Fangirl Very Tilted

    Location:
    Arizona
    I can vouch for that!
     
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  16. And I failed to point out that....Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwe the_jazz thinks I'm pretty.

    Someone has a crush!
     
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  17. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    At least blog makes sense. It's a sensible shortening of "web log." I get it. I'm fine with it. Webinar goes too far.

    "Oh," they say. "It's a shortening of 'web seminar,'" they say.

    "ORLY?" I ask. "What the fuck do you call a seminar at a college? A colinar? At a university? A uninar? At a conference centre? A confrinar?"

    Mompreneur? Too far.

    "Oh," they say. "It's a shortening of 'mom entrepreneur,'" they say.

    "ORLY?" I ask. "What the fuck do you call entrepreneurs who are dads? Dadpreneurs? Who are childless couples? DINKpreneurs?"

    Also: Did you know that entrepreneur and enterprise come from entreprendre, which means "undertake" in French? It's made up of the words entre, which means "between" or "among" as a preposition and "enter" as a verb, and prendre, which means "to take" or "to take up" or "to acquire" or "to assume."

    So to me, mompreneur sounds like someone who takes moms. I assure you, I want to be a mompreneur. Why, you ask? Well, if you've seen the sheer number of MILFs in my neighbourhood, you'd want to be a mompreneur too.

    How about I GBTYF? :mad:

    Do try to keep up, champ.
     
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  18. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Don't you need to get back to your books, editpreneur?

    Like MONEY!
     
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  19. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    That's the insurapreneurial spirit!
     
  20. GOD DAMN IT! I figured out the last one. Thought I had this one, but was wrong.

    Fucking acronyms.

    I'M NOT SMART GODDAMN IT!
     
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