The Complaining and Bitching Thread

I found a piece of gum in the bottom of my purse. Chewed it. There is sand in it from the last time I was at the beach.

Gross.

 

Oh! I do have something to bitch about. I snapped my glasses in half last night. I'd thrown a couple shirts over them in the dressing room, then sat down on 'em while they were at a weird angle. Shit. Gonna be a couple weeks before I can afford a new pair, too.

(AND I ended up hating the shirts I tried on anyway.)

 

On that note, so will you and the_jazz .


Snap.

 

Aww, you know I still love you guys

 

Since I'm looking so good:

How YOU doin'? Want to come watch my fish swim in their tank?

 

The fact that you posted that while I was looking at Finding Nemo gifs kinda freaks me out a little.

 

I hadn't had any on PURPOSE. I PURPOSELY put my vagina on sabbatical.

It's not hard for me to get laid.

Yes, it's on sabbatical again and I have turned people down. Good candidates for copulation too.

 

CinnamonGirl Have you thought about any of the glasses internet sites? If you google 'prescription glasses' you will see several. I know several people who have done this with favorable results. I have not, however. Since I am an old fart with progressive bifocals I'm a little concerned about my ability to measure my eyes correctly.

 

I, um, am totally at work right now. I could not possibly be stalking you.

Just, um, don't open the shades. Please?

 

Sometimes I wished I lived in a fictional world like Borla.

 

My helix piercing hurts.

*whine*

It's probably infected.

 

I've been in the lab not even 4 hours, and I've had two meetings. When will he realize I'm not getting anything done because I'm constantly being summoned to his office?

 

And the bitching continues: it is not possible to maintain a comfortable temperature in my office. Something's fucked up in the HVAC ductwork so that I can't get warm air in cold weather or cool air in warm weather. It's currently 86º in here. Normally I don't mind being warm, but I can't fucking concentrate.

Clearly I need to disrobe.

 

I snapped the handle off my brush this morning while brushing. I've never done *that* before.
I think my head of hair is taunting my naked face.

 

Clearly


I'm going to have this problem as the weather gets warmer. Eden is totally a Scrooge when it comes to heating/AC bills. I've even considered skirts for the summer. That's hardcore for me.

 

I don't know why you're complaining. There's nothing wrong with skirts. And short shorts. And sandals and tank tops. I have to go.