Pointless Announcements

Pregnancy has made mandy's boobs HUGE.

 

I got mildly hit on by one of the organizers of the event I'm performing at in May. He was in the studio talking to the owner/my instructor and she had me practice my routine for him to show how kinda weird the beat of my song is and he told me I looked beautiful and then asked "what's your name, gorgeous?" before he left. I've already forgotten his name, hahaha. But at least someone outside the studio thinks my performance looks good..

 

the treefort is becoming alloyed.
it is a very cool thing.

 

Not to mention the rest of you.

 

Is this where I'm supposed to make the music kick in?

Wicka wicka wicka wicka bow chicka wow wow

 

I do believe that she stated that she provides her own soundtrack.

 

the_jazz is just a lecherous old man.

 

But if the beat is weird, it might be difficult to keep the rhythm. Just throwing that out there.

 

Duh? Is this your first day or something? Or are you mad that I haven't harassed you enough?

The entire point is to completely forget that music is even playing.

 

Jack Hannahan (Reds, 3rd base) likes Gaelic Storm. Looks like I have a new favorite player

 

Your existence is good enough for me.

Edited to fix grammar.

 

Hold on - did you just concede my right to exist? Has your account be hijacked?

 

I don't rule to world...yet, and thus can't get away with silly things like ending your existence. I just have to wait.

 

When it does come, as we all know it will, I would like to request "death by boobs".

 

But she did it with an arbitrary apostrophe, so it's automatically negated.

 

DAMN IT.

This is what happens when I get distracted.

 

I think that was just a hint that the account has been taken over.
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Distracted by lack of harassment. Delicious.

 

Not only was it an arbitrary apostrophe, but an e added. So much fail.

 

And Baraka_Guru just went "sploosh".