Pointless Announcements

THE MAGIC BULLET IS THE BEST THING EVER! I have YOUTUBED the video of the infomercial because I love it so much.

When i left Ohio, my friends got me one as a going away present. I make fancy drinks, chop nuts and make PESTO! It's fucking SWEET!

 

Just watched a puppy die. Didn't see that coming. Poor little boo.

 

I own both.

I'm awesome.

 

We are the same person this week. I dig it.

 

Amazon had some interesting suggestions when I opened that link:
Apparently the kitchen is a popular location to use such products.
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<pointless critique of a Bob the Builder movie>
So Builder Bob and Co. find a T-Rex skeleton thousands of years old while clearing out hills for a fun park with a roller coaster, etc. They of course do what anybody else would and reassamble it under the frame of the roller coaster.
</pointless critique of a Bob the Builder movie>

 

That Magic Bullet is currently unavailable. Somehow, I'm not surprised.

 

Neilsen rating company want to put a monitor device on my cable tv so they can monitor all the shows I view. No, I will not participate because I don't want to feel responsible if a show gets cancelled.

 

I meant to write RFP (Request for Proposal) in an email. I wrote TFP instead. Luckily it wasn't really an important email.

 

I wish you hadn't posted this. Writing RFPs for bank automation systems is a major part of my job. I just issued one last week with three more to release in the next six weeks. And now I'll be afraid that I'll do exactly what you have done.

/powerofsuggestion

 

It is officially Fuck This Shit O'Clock. I'm done caring about anything for the day.

 

Hear, hear!

When do we drink?

 

Can I join? I just dropped a petri dish I worked an hour on on the floor.

 

Now sounds good, but I'm not sure Lordeden would be cool with that. Plus, I haven't eaten much today, so I'm pretty sure a wine cooler would get me smashed right now. I'd be willing to test that theory, but the one in the fridge is grape...ew.

Also....why the fuck is there a wine cooler in the work fridge?

 

Full episodes of the Animaniacs on youtube = Happy Happy joy and also an easy way to show my kids some real cartoons. In this case one that throws out 1 joke for the kids for every 4 they write for the adults.

 

Um, duh.

 

You are seriously having a banner day today, aren't you?

I really do need to start coming to work with a full flask again. Tell me again why the modern workforce has abandoned Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce style cocktail bars in the office?

 

Science is a cruel bitch lover that brings out the masochist in me.

 

*cracks whip*

So I've been on the undernourished side in the past couple of weeks and am guessing I'm almost certainly anemic. The Red Cross keeps hounding me to come in and donate. I want to, but I don't think my iron counts are going to be high enough without a little assistance. I also want to make sure to give blood before I get my next tattoo, and the sooner the better. I guess I'm just going to have to dope up on iron pills before this appointment I'm about to schedule to donate, huh?

Oh, the guilt. It eats me alive.

 

And I just cracked up in the lab and distracted everyone else.

Mission accomplished.