The Complaining and Bitching Thread

Friday is the slowest day everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

 

Sounds like someone is way behind on something

 

TRUTH.

Only three hours and eight minutes until I can lock the doors.

 

I would, but my clinic doesn't open until 2 hours after I normally get up. And when it opens, it's immediately full of old people who, despite the open schedule allowed by their probable retirement, have nothing better to do than conspire to keep me from my coffee by clogging up the lab. I need a clinic that opens at 5am.

 

Well that presents a problem. Are there any that are open on your day off? The one I go to is also open on Sat. My insurance also covers the hospital but that is further away.

 

There is literally no way for me to get my blood drawn before I get a caffeine headache. Shit is wrong.

 

I always cheat and have a half cup.
If you don't tell them they won't know.
Fuck blood tests.
EDIT/ Not really as big an idiot as this sounds. I have to take a bunch of meds. first thing in the a.m. If I do it with plain water I get puke-y. So I have a 'swallow' of coffee which the blood draw people allow.

 

I like the cut of your jib, ma'am.

 

THE RAGE.

 

First off the plane. Last to get my luggage.

I suppose the Universe is in balance now.

 

Saturday being over is always something to complain about... Glad I took Monday off.

 

Dude. Squat in your Chucks. Or your FiveFingers. Ain't nobody got time for all that.

 

Surely you don't take me for a strag? I always know where my towel is.

 

I found out in a club the other night that coke here is 10 bucks a gram. The bar tender sells it and if you order a Especial Corona Especial you'll find it taped under your beer and added to your tab. Been in that club five time in the last year, had no idea.

Oh right, the OP... fucking learn to fucking drive or take a bus.

And if your family member gets drunk off their ass and takes his motorcycle down the freeway the wrong way at 120KPH it's not "God at work" and it wasn't "done by the hand of God." Your now dead family member was stupid. I'm sorry he was an idiot, but he was. And you were piss poor brother/sister for not stopping him.

There. Now I can go to the services, keep my mouth shut and seem like I believe these people when they tell me it was "all part of God's plan."
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I've been flying United because they fly directly out of Merida. Almost two years ago I grabed a stack of long bright orange "preferred" tags at a unattended gate in SFO. Now when I leave Portland, Or. right after I check in and before to hump my luggage from the check-in over to the TSA's massive, super secret, bomb sniffing, x-ray, gamma ray, 007 scanner machine I stop by a trash can and slip one on each of my bags. Never fails when I get back to Merida My bags are in the first 10 off the belt. Doesn't work going north as in Merida they still take your bags at check in.