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The Complaining and Bitching Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by ASU2003, Jan 14, 2013.

  1. Random McRandom

    Random McRandom Starry Eyed

    or maybe they just all know you.
     
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  2. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    This book I'm proofing is 400 pages. It's easily 100 pages too long.

    /killmenow
     
  3. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    [​IMG]
     
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  4. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Okay wait.

    The suspense was built unexceptionally enough to begin with...but the big reveals are all being done in infodumps?

    I haven't read that much in the way of mystery/thriller/suspense (next to nothing), but I think even I could write something better than this.

    /stressedoutventing
     
  5. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    Reading the screenplay to a Nicolas Cage film?
     
  6. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    It might as well be.
     
  7. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    Michal Bay could make the film. Drop Plan9 's name for the Nicolas Cage lead and Bay can put the money he saves into yet more explosions that will be critical for the plot. Throw in some vapid females wearing not not enough clothes, dialogue that makes Transformers (any of them or all of them) sound like Citizen Kane, Plan9 wearing a ripped and/or bloody shirt throughout, and it will make millions.
    There can be a cameo showing a male librarian in Toronto dispensing critical information.
     
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  8. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    I'd buy that for a dollar!

    /in the bargain bin
     
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  9. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Someone needs a refresher on when to use a semicolon and when to use an em dash.
     
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  10. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Refresher? That would imply that I knew how to use them correctly in the first place.
     
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  11. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Never gonna give it up. Never gonna let it go.
     
  12. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Baraka_Guru is... the Rick Astley of grammar.
     
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  13. Rebel CR

    Rebel CR Vertical

    Location:
    Cell Number 99
    too bad so many stupid pedestrians don't use fucking pedestrian crossings then Jazz
     
  14. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    And too bad too may stupid drivers don't do more that tap the brakes at a stop sign or try to turn right when there are pedestrians in a cross walk.

    But I don't have much sympathy for jaywalkers.
     
  15. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Does this happen to anyone?

    I find that Google will sometimes freeze up on a search term. Like a specific term. You'd think it was just the Internet, like maybe your ISP or some server along the way or whatever, but no.

    For example, I just tried to search "Salalah" to no effect. I can then immediately search for things like "muffins," "cookies," and "brownies," and get results immediately. If I go back to "Salalah"? She freezes up again. WTF is up with that? Give me "Salalah" FFS!

    EDIT: Even "cupcakes" works! No "Salalah"!!!!11

    EDIT2: Oh interesting. If I do "Salalah port" it comes up with shit. Fucking Google.
     
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  16. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Sounds like Google is trying to fatten you up.
     
  17. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I tried your search terms with no problems.
     
  18. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Oh, no. That's totally me.
    --- merged: Mar 28, 2013 at 10:48 AM ---
    Yeah, I don't get it. The term still doesn't work on my end. It actually caused Google Chrome to freeze up once.
     
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  19. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I knew I should've said 10am. 9am is fine but we stayed up late watching Star Trek: TNG and I'm tired.
     
  20. Random McRandom

    Random McRandom Starry Eyed

    You're probably just using the Canadian Google. You shouldn't be surprised that it gets confused when things like moose, fake bacon, mounties and good bud aren't in the input. Try Salalah eh.
     
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