Pointless Announcements

If half my neighbors didn't have school-aged kids I probably would.

I may or may not have taken a leak or gotten some carnal attention in my backyard after dark more than a few times.

 

I can't.

1) I have my Rocky Mountain Motorcycle Adventure planned for July.
2) I am totally irresistable to message board babes at GTGs. Ask JewelsMari, it gets out of control. I'd have to bring a baseball bat to beat them all away. Instead I'll just be old and sane and jealously look on from afar.

 

I lol'd.


Mainly because I know you really meant it, and he would probably love it.

 

Stanley definitely senses dominance and gravitates towards it. Half the time my wife tells him to do something he looks over at me and makes eye contact for 3-4 seconds before doing it. It's kind of his "Do I have to? You agree with her? We gonna let her do this?" look. His favorite person in the world outside of my wife and I is my dad. All you have to do is say my dad's name and he's hyper and running for the door.

BUT...........he is a cuddle and attention whore. He knows I won't let him lay all on top of me and my wife will, so when I'm on the couch and she's on the love seat he jumps up on top of her and lays down. He loves little girls and women who will just sit and pet and love on him. Sorry Plan9, I think he'd be all up in CinnamonGirl 's lap like nobody's business.

 

I grew up with bull mastiffs. I can confirm that 1) all bull mastiffs are giant teddy bears and 2) I would love to have him and he would have a great time here. The cats, maybe not so much.

 

He wishes our cat would be his friend. She hates his guts.

 

Ok, this time I'm serious. I'm going to jump in the shower and don my glorious new robe afterwards. Try not to burn the place down while I'm gone.

 

This robe is the bomb.
--- merged: Mar 25, 2013 at 6:19 PM ---
PS - Just before I jumped in the shower I think I interrupted some rabbits about to have sexy time.


HILARIOUS!