Pointless Announcements

Martian... Hard. Core.

 

Fact: there is no such thing as grey hair. It's all white. It just looks grey when mixed with other colours.

I am pushing for the Gandalf the White look. I have a few more years until I can achieve that goal.

 

When I went with this horseshoe/handlebar/whatever the hell facial hair purists want to call it look again recently, I found a lone dark hair on the inside edge showing prominently. It completely clashes with everything else around it.

 

A few months ago I tried to grow a full beard. Problem was, my chin is white. The rest is the calico that my face as begun to sprout. I thought it looked weird so I shaved the stuff that wasn't white, off.

Transitional hair!

 

<3 Shosty.

He and I are BFFs.

 

And yes I joined the Wolf Head avatar club in the mirror universe. We carry weapons at all times, get to subject our enemies to the agony booth, and "speed up" promotions through "unfortunate accidents". Really was an easy call. And the females wear those hawt midriffs along with the short skirts.
A cross promotional deal with the Dark Side even gets us a share of their cookies.

 

You're totally doing it wrong with all your wordy-words but I'm not going to rip on you because you mentioned something about pleasing proportions of female meat.

And I can party with that.

 

One of us! One of us! Gooble Gobble! Gooble Gobble! One of us!


View: http://youtu.be/9C4uTEEOJlM

 

A liberated woman named Heather
Practiced love with both sexes together.
Her men all wore stockings,
Which no one found shocking,
And her women all wore English Leather.

 

Ooh, limericks.

A limerick's meant to rhyme,
Generally all of the time,
But don't be a fool,
It's no hard and fast rule,
Not all of them must.

 

Saw a sign the other day that made reference to titbits. I thought it was a charming local misspelling of tidbits.

Turns out, what we in North America call tidbits, is what the English call, titbits.

Those dirty English. Always going on about titties.

I like it.

 

You guys really know how to rub my face in.. uh, in your hairy faces...ok, that just sounds weird.
FU, you hairy bastiges!

 

Snow today, it's freaking March 25. Tired of winter, it's suppose to be spring.

 

Complicating factor, ahoy!

 

I got a promotion. It comes with business cards.

 

I keep sneezing.