Pointless Announcements

No.

 

Not that I wouldn't.

 

Hah! Sometimes I wish you'd just go with my ridiculousness.

I mean, hooded cashmere bathrobe + morning sex = best story ever.

My secret goal is to get Craven Morehead to pass out like a startled goat.

 

I have a bathrobe but it has these annoying 3/4 length sleeves. I feel like a dorky magician when I wear it.

Any recommendations on a mega-manly bathrobe? Maybe a really long smoking jacket or something?

Belted codpiece optional.​

 

Pass out from what?

 

I want mine quilted 'n equipped with two large pockets. One for my flask, one for all the sopping wet panties that will be thrown at me.

...

All the blood rushing from your vital organs to your wang.

...did I really have to explain that?

 

It did save me from reading a bunch of posts, so thank you.

I have 60 years of experience of blood rushing to my wang. It can handle it. It's a finely crafted tool.

 

I'm just trying to look out for you. And Baraka_Guru; he grows extra beards when exposed to visuals of talent.

 

I'm moping and watching girl movies with a hangover.

 

And now I'm going to. In public, no less. And I'm going to have her (NSFW) help me.

Arrroooooo!

 

Why is everyone in love with Archer?

It's a shit show, bro.

/painfully remembers Nazi friend's Archer sessions when he crashed at my place over NYE

...

Horrible.

Those pictures caused cuteness overload in my SO.

She's spasming, man. Spasming.

 

I love walking up to the bar and saying, "could you put that kolsh on my husband's tab?" and they respond, "S's tab, sure." rock the fuck on. I have to get up for the airport in 5 hours. w00t.

 

Koelsch.

 

What is that??