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The Complaining and Bitching Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by ASU2003, Jan 14, 2013.

  1. Neglected Penis...

    I feel as if there should be a 5K run for this syndrome.
     
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  2. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    I RUN FOR THE DICKS.
     
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  3. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    I would suggest a group hug for all of these last funny comments, but I might DIE.
     
  4. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    I'm always down for group hugs.
     
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  5. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    My uterus is a kind and benevolent uterus. I guess I am lucky.
     
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  6. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    You are, MM. My hormonal regulation dictated the degree of angry that my uterus releases upon the world.
     
  7. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Fuck all you fucking no-gym-no-shoot hillbillies... you buy every single case, box and loose round of ammo online and in every local gun shop. You build couches in your basement out of crates of 5.56mm and 9mm.

    I have fucking matches to train for and come in third place at. I actually use my ammo. I hope you all get fucking face cancer and hope your homes get foreclosed on for not paying your mortgage to buy rounds.

    Each night I pray that when this panic dies down and you attempt to unload your mountainous stockpiles, that you lose at least half of what you paid for it during the ZOMGOBAMATAKINGOURGUNS rush.

    You are all micropenis-toting fatties with disgusting wives. You can't run, fumble your guns and have more money than sense. Fuck your Infidel t-shirt, fuck your SCAR-17 and fuck your kneejerk hysteria.

    Eat a dick,

    Plan9
     
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  8. *Nikki*

    *Nikki* Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Stateside
    I am so jealous of people who have in-laws they like.
     
  9. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    This was going okay until I discovered it was mixed perspective: third person and first person. Shit it's annoying.
     
  10. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    I have another bone chip working it's way out of my gums from my wisdom teeth surgery. In the exact same location as the one that had to be drilled out a week and a half or so ago. He told me it might happen again, but I was in denial. Not cool.
     
  11. Bourbon Borla. How many times do I have to tell you?
     
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  12. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    I cracked a beer already, but I think I know what's for dessert.
     
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  13. PlaysWithPixels

    PlaysWithPixels Getting Tilted

    I'm so tired of snow..... It's spring. Mother Nature needs to get the memo.
     
  14. nobody has in laws they like. if they do, they're only pretending.
     
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  15. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    Why?

    Why did I listen to the idiot who recommended the Indian logistics forwarder for their cheap prices? My gut told me they'd cause issues down the road.

    Those 13 grand saved were easily 50 grand worth of a prolonged headache.

    I hate working with incompetents.

    Fucking dumbass, Remixer.

    You fucking dumbass.

    /Request for Vodka.


    Hatin' the in-laws with a passion. :D
     
  16. NOT TRUE!
    QW had wonderful in-laws and she loved them dearly, and they loved her.
    I'm the one with asshole in-laws.
     
  17. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    I have to get up at 3:45am
    I am currently at our favorite brew pub.
    Fuck you, Delta.
     
  18. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Man, I'm fuckin' tired. This silly golf-with-guns match tomorrow better be mega-tits-gnarly-napalm awesome.
     
  19. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    Does it at least have a moping whining teenage girl as a main character with absolutely nothing about her to like trying to choose between emo "vampires" or changelings that can only do one shape? That could make it a best seller right there.
     
  20. Avestruz

    Avestruz Vertical

    Location:
    Montreal
    Being a pluke-faced grown-ass adult of 27 years is rubbish enough. But seeing a classmate's photos of your recent field trip and realising that she spent some portion of her free time photoshopping your chin acne is just horrifying. I hate my face.