Indie First Person Shoot 'em Up - Insane Office Escape II

If you have a penis, you're going to like this shoot 'em up getaway sequence:

 

Saw this on my buddy's Razr, sitting next to him, looking on. Looked interesting.
Thanks for showing this here. It's even better on my laptop.


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Yeah, it's amazing how good the flow is; must have taken months to rehearse.

The guy's pistol technique needs a little work, though. Horrible grip.

 

*looks at his own face*
Damnit, not even a first beard!

 

This was very impressive. Perfect soundtrack, amazing pace, realistic yet incredibly impressive athleticism. Only the pistol shooting needs work (including the amount of rounds per mag), but even still I'm ok with it.

 

Baraka_Guru,

I concur. It is one of the most impressive racks ever displayed during a gunfight. Notice dat sweet, sweet top fill near the straps. Unnff!

I implore you to share your second beard with those of us that are less fortunate. Namely Fremen; he makes me look like a lumberjack.

Martian,

Ja, I understand the flavor, but nobody shoots teacup style with their thumb dangling, not even in video games. See: Wolfenstein, Doom, etc. Just a pet peeve of mine because I've spent so much time behind a Glock that I masturbate with a locked wrist.

Shooting a pistol like he is in the video only works if you're using blanks. Real rounds w/ a real recoil spring would cause the gun to hop out of your hand with each shot making it impossible to engage rapidly with any kind of minute-of-badguy accuracy.

Seaver,

Yeah, the pace is straight-up brutal. White ninjas! I'm always impressed at guys that can get shit like this done while wearing suits and shiny Oxfords.

Do they make Armani brand Jason Statham action suits with stretch panels on the shoulders and gusseted crotches? Where do buy I one? For realz.

 

This is why I want to take you to a strip club and get you to grow a fourth beard. This would greatly please the Party Gods. Arrrooooooo!

You are not your khakis. Or your facial hair.

 

Should I make reservations now? This sounds like a fantastic idea.

You don't. But you will. Arrroooooo!

 

Hardly. I just don't want to get stuck playing pinochle all night with you fogeys after blowing a healthy chunk of ammo money on airfare and a giant inflatable pool alligator named Harold.

It's not a party until you have to splint a broken arm.

 

Thus the necessity of the inflatable 'gator.

 

Why was the fat guy in the towel up there with four hot women? And why were there only two lounge chairs?

These are the questions that must be asked.

 

I've seen more action films than you, my friend, by virtue of age, and idleness.

You have me there.