The Complaining and Bitching Thread

Look closer...

 

ah, ok. still, that coffee grinder bit, that was sort of edgy.

 

I was just in the elevator. It was just me and this attractive woman ascending. As one does, I was surreptitiously checking her out in the mirrored walls. That was when she chose to pick her nose. It wasn't a quick pick. She also examined her finger tip post pick.

It was just the two of us. Not a lot of room to hide.

 

^^^ that's hot
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You think it's funny, but it's snot

 

Gift for our friends' kid.

 

Patriot Games is no Hunt For Red October.

 

My stomach can't handle the photos in this burns lecture. Shouldn't have had coffee this morning.

 

This mixing up of avatars is quite disconcerting. I'm not comfortable with all of these changes.
I need tea. Where is my Mighty Leaf Tropical Green Tea? Zen is NOT going to cut it today.

 

Confused?

I'm just a dude using the username of a really old playa dude that is also now using the avatar of a recently-wacky dude.

You know which dude I am.

 

Confused?

I'm just a dude using the username of a really old playa dude that is also now using the avatar of a recently-wacky dude.

You know which dude I am.

 

If you knew the amount of brain fag I am currently experiencing, you wouldn't make fun of me.

 

...I can't wait for our third head to pop out of nowhere.

 

Remind me to visit next time I've ingested too much, erm, yeah...we'll just call it Miami Vice.

The wolves would be straight poppin'. I would totally put them in technicolor, combine them with otters and have them facing a demon hoard of uteruses while attempting to keep a straight face when dog rockets start shootin' fireworks across the sky.





















I.need.help.

 

*facepalm*

 

You can't blame me for the shit Plan9 puts in mah head. Dude should write a novella or script a show for Spike. I was born to be his demographic.

I can see him, MeltedMetalGlob and ZombieSquirrel coming up with an epic script. The only question would be if they would cast themselves for the roles.

 

Niner 3.0

I can see it now....

 

You seriously overestimate my ability to generate original content. I'm more of an improv guy and by improv I mean I'm about as self-starting as the robots of Mystery Science Theater 3000.

 

Unacceptable!

 

She clearly needs more Party in her system.