Pointless Announcements

It's actually at a fetish show, hahaha

 

I knew it! I'm like a bloodhound. I find debauchery at every turn

 

It's a lot like photography. Point, confirm target, shoot, reload when necessary.

 

...later we learned that Timber is the Samoan janitor.

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Excuse me?

 

Are we wagering in gutted corpses? I can bring some up from the basem..........I meant I have no clue where to find those.
*Walks away whistling "Time is on my Side"*

 

Anytime we get slow, I need to either go to the store, or attempt to make food. Works every time.

Also, HELLO SUNSHINE! Stick around for a few days, eh? (seriously, I want to take the phone outside and set up shop in the grass.)

 

What are you trying to say?

 

I complain here too Baraka_Guru

 

Your Gandalf sleeve? Mmm, sexy.

 

So you finally decided what shoulder to get that 3-d looking Princess Ariel tattoo on?

 

Oh, you're one of his enforcers, aren't you?

 

I actually come from a distant planet near the first star on the left and just a parsec to the left; they tried to disguise me as "average male" but messed up and went with "white geeky male with not so great knees".
edit: That Canadian they kidnapped and talked to for reference might have been a bad call after all.

 

United here. But I'm a United Club member, so I can get folks in. I should get paid for the amount of TFP posts I make from the United Club.

 

I'll be watching for you, sucka.

 

Not a Samoan janitor, you bastard, but a 80 pound Weimaraner with a piss poor attitude..except, apparently, with me.
Mom was so shocked when he did it, she gasped and said, 'he never does that. i've had him for a year and he has yet to even acknowledge that my husband exists.'

 

Sexy Samoan Janitor.