Do women like to watch guys masturbate?

Dunno, I was born without one... yours is just tiny.

Apparently.

 

Cute goddamnit. It's cute.

 

A man should never refer to his vehicle as cute.

Wait, what are we talking about?

...

Nobody laughed at my John Cusack joke.

*scratches that shit off the routine*

 

Um.

OTTER

 

Oh, yeah? It is delicious. Best way to catch it is right when it's fresh from a hot shower.

See, it's all relaxed and vulnerable. It usually has to saunter by the bed to get to the closet.

You just set up your ambush point on the far side of the bed and pounce during the lotioning.

 

In another life, you and I could have been brothers.

Actually, it's probably this life. My mom was kinda slutty.

 

I wish I could say my father was a womanizer but he was totally a square-ass Charles Grodin in the '60s-'70s.

Wow, this really got awkward.

Good to have you back.

 

I live for awkward.

 

Real question is: Why aren't you going to be at the Toronto thing?

Seriously, it's going to be chock full of So. Much. Awkward.

Baraka_Guru + females + booze = Awww Yeaaaaah.

 

By females, I'm assuming you mean the librarian behind the counter as you are led through countless aisles of books while enduring a constant information stream relating to publishers, methods and time periods.

 

I asked Missus Yojimbo, she said she would find it very erotic. Unfortunately for her, I have some weird inhibitions in my head that would keep me from enjoying that. Also, I really like to be inside of her when I cum.

 

Hi .. just occurs to me
How's about you go ahead and enjoy her enjoyment ... imagine HER enjoyment while you do it for a while. I Respect your inhibitions ... so don't bother trying to enjoy IT itself. Just HER enjoyment.
Now I doubt your going to work yourself up to orgasm. So then you want to be inside her. OK.

That scenario sounds like both of you could get what you want. DON'T try to enjoy masturbating ... no need to .. that bit would be for HER.
Again .. respectful question: Could that work for you? ie AFTERWARD could you say to yourself "Well I didn't have any great feeling in myself while I masturbated but HECK SHE shure liked it .. and maaaaan ... that made an overall GOOD difference to the evening and to the overall quality of our sex life." ... ?

Reason I opened my mouth is cos you were straight and direct enough to be able to ASK her in the first place, and she to give straight answer .. that means the two of you have got Some Communication going on. Bloody firm foundation. Respect.

Best wishes.

 

That's exactly what I think too, rogue. I've got no interest in porn where the woman isn't having fun. The majority of mainstream porn holds no interest for me since the actresses don't really seem all that into it.

And I have a feeling that there are women that agree with me.

 

Enthusiasm certainly makes up for a lot.

 

Enthusiasm is everything. One of the silly games I used to play with my exwife was the "I Really Fucking Hate This but I'm Super Enthusiastic About It!" game. The goal is to perform a mind-numbing task like you just can't get enough of it.

Try it sometime at work when you're overloaded; the more sickeningly saccharine you are, the more you win! Works well when you've got another person playing with you to back you up and one-up your ZOMGILOVETHISCRAP craziness.

 

* I'll have to go back and read the rest of the thread later.

I've never done it. But I don't think I could just sit and watch.

Then again.... It's been 1 year and 1 month since I last had sex and the very thought is getting me turned on. Maybe if I was having it all the time I would have a different reaction.

 

Cheers to that. I'm a pretty hands-on girl, myself.