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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. Freetofly

    Freetofly Diving deep into the abyss

    Location:
    From Philly USA, living in London UK
    hmm...I know why, but I will never tell.
     
    Freetofly, Mar 12, 2013
    #21221
  2. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    You don't know me!
     
    Plan9, Mar 12, 2013
    #21222
  3. Freetofly

    Freetofly Diving deep into the abyss

    Location:
    From Philly USA, living in London UK
    I don't have to know you. :D But you would be surprised how I know these things.
     
    Freetofly, Mar 12, 2013
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  4. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    I seriously just had this conversation:


    Wife - "I am so upset. I broke a nail, it looks horrible. I don't know when I'll get it fixed between this weekend before the party!" (My parents are throwing us a big 15th wedding anniversary party.)

    Me - "Won't you have time tomorrow afternoon or evening? I'm out of town for work, what do you have going on?"

    Wife - "I've fallen behind in using those monthly massages you bought me, so I have a two hour one scheduled for tomorrow night."

    Me - "Wait, so you can't get your nail fixed because you have a two hour massage, and that is a tragedy?"

    Wife - "It sounds worse than it is. Don't tell anyone I said it like that!"

    And you guys think Stanley is bad. I am creating monsters...
     
    Borla, Mar 12, 2013
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  5. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    Borla, if you didn't annoy the fuck out of me, I'd want to be your wife.

    ;)

    Thanks again for that MS donation.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Mar 12, 2013
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  6. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

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    Wolf 359
    Borla is moving to southern Utah?
     
    Speed_Gibson, Mar 12, 2013
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  7. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Hey look, someone thankful I got her something. :eek:

    :p
     
    Borla, Mar 12, 2013
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  8. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    You're welcome buddy!
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Mar 12, 2013
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  9. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

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    Wolf 359
    In good news, those Americans that might have been getting dangerously close to an almost healthy weight will have actual twinkies back again this year.
    In a related story 4 out 5 dentists said this was a good move.
     
    Speed_Gibson, Mar 12, 2013
    #21229
  10. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    Earth
    And here I thought you were all:

     
    Plan9, Mar 12, 2013
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  11. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

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    Wolf 359
    "Count Da Money! Count Da Money!"

    ranks up there with "Hedley Lamarr"
     
    Speed_Gibson, Mar 12, 2013
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  12. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    Charlatan, Mar 13, 2013
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  13. Freetofly

    Freetofly Diving deep into the abyss

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    From Philly USA, living in London UK
    Is any body up yet?
     
    Freetofly, Mar 13, 2013
    #21233
  14. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    Earth
    All the time.

    I think I should call the doctor, though. Something about a 4 hour warning.
     
    Plan9, Mar 13, 2013
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  15. Freetofly

    Freetofly Diving deep into the abyss

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    From Philly USA, living in London UK
    Well at least someone is a live. lol 4 hour warning, you poor thing or your poor thing.
     
    Freetofly, Mar 13, 2013
    #21235
  16. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    I've found one of the best ways to piss off your partner at 0530 is to use Godsmack as your phone alarm .MP3.

     
    Plan9, Mar 13, 2013
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  17. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    I am always awake while you are sleeping (or not, as with Noodle and P9).
     
    Charlatan, Mar 13, 2013
    #21237
  18. Craven Morehead

    Craven Morehead Very Tilted

    Location:
    third rock from the sun
    OK, winter. I've had enough. Spring can begin any second now.
     
    Craven Morehead, Mar 13, 2013
    #21238
  19. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I wish I weren't. My brain wouldn't stop and it's not supposed to be doing that, so the only way to solve the problem was to get out of bed.
     
    snowy, Mar 13, 2013
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  20. Random McRandom

    Random McRandom Starry Eyed

    Fuck you and your non-compete clause. It's almost expired.

    In other news, I spend way too much money on fishing gear. Well, wifey says I do. I don't believe her. She's shady.
     
    Random McRandom, Mar 13, 2013
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