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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. Xerxes

    Xerxes Bulking.

    Things are funnier on reddit after a half glass of wine. And I should sleep. I have somewhere to be tomorrow.
     
  2. Freetofly

    Freetofly Diving deep into the abyss

    Wait where did the weekend go? It's Monday right?:D
     
  3. redux

    redux Very Tilted

    Location:
    Foggy Bottom
    Two breakfast briefings at the same time this morning. That should be fun.
     
  4. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    Unfortunately
     
  5. cis689

    cis689 Slightly Tilted

    Is it time to go yet?
     
  6. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Screw you - I only act like I'm 63.
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    Hey *Nikki*, you should check this out.

    My activity on the site - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community
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    Let's see.... uncheck that box... this one, too... check that one to send an email notification....

    And one of the dumbest spammers to hit the board in a long time is going to get something interesting plus have the ability to come back, all without disrupting some kinda funny (to me anyway) threads.

    And if you can figure out who I mean, feel free to ignore the "no flaming" rule. It doesn't apply to him in those 2 threads.
     
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  7. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Dick in the Box humor in 3, 2...
     
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  8. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    Well, rocked that shit out, thank you very much.
     
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  9. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    Thought of our resident insomniacs when I saw this.

    [​IMG]
     
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  10. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    The McDonald's are fucking fancy here. I don't even feel like white trash saying that. We just bought macarons.
     
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  11. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    You should head to Burger King.



    I remember going to a McDonald's in Beijing after having spent 2 1/2 weeks in Russia and Mongolia. After having eaten things like horse sausage, mushrooms picked in a Siberian forest (that might or might not be deadly), dishes simply labeled "meat" (in Russian) and fermented mare's milk, a little bit of something familiar was totally worth it.
     
  12. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    This whole sitting-around-playing-video-games-it's-doctor's-orders thing isn't so bad. Thank you, World of Warcraft, for being just the right level of intellectual stimulation (or lack thereof).
     
  13. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    My secondary and tertiary insomnia wasn't impacted by daylight savings time. It just meant I woke up at three am instead of two, and fell back asleep at 6 instead of 5. No biggie.
     
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  14. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Oh dear FSM, the desire to correct someone's understanding in a thread in Politics required me to think for half a minute. Then I remembered I'm not supposed to do that.
     
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  15. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Is it bad that I just changed a spammer's signature to something that refers to being eaten by pigs? I guess that it's relevant that he's from Pakistan.
     
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  16. Sometimes I think you like this job WAY too much.
     
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  17. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    I can only sex you up so many times a day. I have to fill the other hours somehow.
     
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  18. Once.....for 5 minutes. You have 23 hours and 55 minutes to fill with spammer hate.
     
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  19. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    5 minutes? That's generous.
     
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  20. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    You kidding? the_jazz has like 9.4 children. He's probably a World Quickie Champion.

    "Alright, the kids are two doors and 32 steps away... I can jackrabbit you for 28 seconds."

    ...

    Also:

    Is it wrong that I've considered bringing baby gates with me when I visit friends to keep their brats off me?
     
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