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Speaking of phone sex

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by girldetective, Mar 10, 2013.

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  1. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    Oh Plan9, you so funny....and correct.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Mar 11, 2013
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  2. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    That was good. I totally heard that in my head in ZombieSquirrel 's voice.
     
    snowy, Mar 11, 2013
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  3. Craven Morehead

    Craven Morehead Very Tilted

    Location:
    third rock from the sun
    I think ZombieSquirrel should call me so we can practice. :D
     
    Craven Morehead, Mar 11, 2013
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  4. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    It isn't easy being this funny or this correct. I tell ya, it's a lot of long hours in the trenches, fucking things up at other forums.
     
    Plan9, Mar 11, 2013
    #24
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  5. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    [​IMG]
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Mar 11, 2013
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  6. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    I'm pretty sure ZombieSquirrel sounds like Patty and/or Selma Simpson, Marge's sisters. At least that's the voice I read all her posts in.
     
    Borla, Mar 11, 2013
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  7. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Really? I imagine her more like this:

     
    Plan9, Mar 11, 2013
    #27
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  8. Craven Morehead

    Craven Morehead Very Tilted

    Location:
    third rock from the sun
    Craven Morehead, Mar 11, 2013
    #28
  9. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    Y'all wrong.

    It's more like this:

     
    ZombieSquirrel, Mar 11, 2013
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  10. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Huh, I figured it more like this:

     
    the_jazz, Mar 11, 2013
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  11. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Fran Drescher? Oooo. Yeah, it probably doesn't surprise you that I would hit that so... hard.
     
    Plan9, Mar 11, 2013
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  12. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    ZombieSquirrel, Mar 11, 2013
    #32
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  13. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Vagina? Check.
    Lack of standards? Check.

    Engage the Curtailing of Surprise!
    --- merged: Mar 11, 2013 at 1:49 PM ---
    Mmmmmm, yeah. Talk dirty some more, baby.
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Mar 18, 2013
    the_jazz, Mar 11, 2013
    #33
  14. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    My uterus ain't angry, but my back is. Don't make me fly to Chicago to stab you in your throat with a letter opener that was used to open an anthrax letter.
     
    Last edited: Mar 11, 2013
    ZombieSquirrel, Mar 11, 2013
    #34
  15. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    A little more, toots. I'm almost there...
     
    the_jazz, Mar 11, 2013
    #35
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  16. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Without the requisite comma, this sounds like a fantastic euphemism.

    Oh wait... Is this a euphemism?
     
    Baraka_Guru, Mar 11, 2013
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  17. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    Yes, where is the jazz hole located?
     
    Fremen, Mar 11, 2013
    #37
  18. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Baraka_Guru, Mar 11, 2013
    #38
  19. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    gross
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Mar 11, 2013
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  20. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Chicago, at the moment.
     
    the_jazz, Mar 11, 2013
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