Pointless Announcements

That's a helluva perfume.

He's a goddamn child wearing a dog suit.

 

From my perspective, the "hate" that they are talking about stems from a place of, "why should they get anything more or different from what we get?" It's the same sentiment that we see directed at Native Canadians and their demands.

There is a lot of resentment, but much of it is misplaced.

 

Plan9 I am thoroughly enjoying your recent choices for profile photos. Carry on.

 

You don't even know.

You don't even realize.

 

Well whatever it is, I am sure you will help me with that. Please

 

Colton Rosenbusch is a male model. His stuff is easily found via Google. His time on TFP was short but memorable.

His basic problem was the inability of the site to provide him a subforum where he could showcase his junk to only the ladies.

I mean, the idea that men might be seeing his pee-pee really unnerved him. This is extra amusing when you consider his occupation.

In a world where many people are debating whether or not to showcase their junk to the world for privacy reasons, Colton was still stuck on homophobia.

/The More You Know

Although I'm way too fugly to ever be a male model, I can relate to Our Hero in that I feel like I should have a place to go where I can post zoom'd dick pictures for hot girls' eyes only.

 

I have no issues with seeing his pee-pee.

 

Apparently not. You're doing That Thing where you post about wanting/needing sex all the time.

I'm a little worried about Craven Morehead. I don't know if he can take this kind of abuse.

 

Pretty much always wanting/needing/getting/craving sex. You got a problem with that?

 

But of course. You know me, I like to sew 'em shut and keep 'em barefoot in the kitchen... and I better not catch 'em voting in there.

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As far as sex drive, I'm on the scale of that one rap song where the guy goes: "You couldn't measure my dick with six rulers."

 

It's funny, if Colton Rosenbusch really models like he says, he probably ends up in a lot of Men's magazines.
I know when I had subs to Maxim, FHM and Playboy, they had a hell of a lot of male models modeling clothes.
More so than female models.
I get they want to showcase the clothes in the best light, but there were way too many men in my Men's magazines. Especially Playboy.

 

Tell you what Plan9 I'll take one for the team, go ahead and get the_jazz to open up a sub-forum for your dick pictures and I'll 'like' everyone of them.

 

Ya know, I would love to do a thousand joke threads on TEx, but the reality of creepy motherfuckers archiving shit and it ending up on various compilation sites for the rest of eternity just makes me a little uneasy.

It's hard enough to properly anonymize pictures of your current girlfriend's tits for various theme contests... and the web is basically bustin' at the seams with those.

 

I'm the creepiest motherfucker here and I won't archive them, promise.

Do it!

 

Colton Rosenbusch

When was he a member here and..........what the hell did all of you do to make him leave?

 

He was a member about a year to two years ago, and we (the generous TFP male welcoming committee) offered to make sure examples of his Kodakus Junkus were up to the TFP Ladies standards, but ol' Colton was having none of that.
I'm afraid things got out of hand.

 

Since when is getting complimented on your magnificent rack by a 63 year old man a bad thing?
Am I right, the_jazz?