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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Self-employed Day 1, completed
     
    Baraka_Guru, Mar 1, 2013
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  2. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Still faffing about. Amazing what I can come up with to do when I don't want to do my homework.
     
    snowy, Mar 1, 2013
    #20682
  3. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    Any problems with sexual harrasments lawsuits yet?
     
    Speed_Gibson, Mar 1, 2013
    #20683
  4. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Heh. It doesn't matter. I'm sleeping with the entire HR department.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Mar 1, 2013
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  5. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    Borrow a handy spammer from the_jazz , he keeps a stockpile handy after disposing of them on here to feed his pet dragons.
    --- merged: Mar 1, 2013 at 5:20 PM ---
    That might top sleeping with the boss.
     
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    Speed_Gibson, Mar 1, 2013
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  6. *Nikki*

    *Nikki* Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Stateside
    I am self employed as well. So far I have gotten employee of the month 12 times in a row.
     
    *Nikki*, Mar 1, 2013
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  7. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    I've a long way to go considering I'm already the office slut.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Mar 1, 2013
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  8. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Wait until the office prude hears that.
     
    the_jazz, Mar 1, 2013
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  9. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    So...are you looking to do any hiring? ;)
     
    snowy, Mar 1, 2013
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  10. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    I hear the dress code is a strict one there. Sweaters are strongly "encouraged" or the boss may fire you without any further provocation.
    At least those odd requirements for the TFP staff meetings do not apply. That whole rule about "dress as a member of the 1939 Wizard of Oz film/Rocky Horror Show/Village People/whatever theme the_jazz picks for the month" can get a bit rough.
     
    Speed_Gibson, Mar 1, 2013
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  11. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    The idea of Baraka_Guru being a slut is on par with the idea that Speed_Gibson was once a bling-flashing extra in a gangsta rap video.

    This is entertaining.

    Continue.
     
    Plan9, Mar 1, 2013
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  12. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    You found that video online? Damn it man!
    I promised ZombieSquirrel that I would destroy all of that film.
    And if you need proof of my seriously mad street cred (just turn the white boy into ragtime and glenn miller factor up several notches)-

    or this even on way too many points.
     
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    Speed_Gibson, Mar 1, 2013
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  13. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    A Fark headline today reads, "Detroit to be placed under emergency financial manager, Omni Consumer Products expected to bid".
     
    Fremen, Mar 1, 2013
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  14. Freetofly

    Freetofly Diving deep into the abyss

    Location:
    From Philly USA, living in London UK
    I hate driving through Philly, traffic!
     
    Freetofly, Mar 1, 2013
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  15. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    Burnin' the midnight oil.

    Also: Ricky Gervais' conversations with Karl Pilkington are hilarious.



     
    Remixer, Mar 1, 2013
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  16. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Pfft. Dude always has his cardigan on too tight.
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    I may in the future. I'm browsing through craigslist for a suitable casting couch.
    --- merged: Mar 1, 2013 at 6:58 PM ---
    I can see why you'd think that.

    I could have been a slut. To quote Homestar Runner, I "has what it takes." However, I realize that with great power comes great responsibility.

    In slaying all the ladies, my friend, I risk slaying my soul and smiting its ruin upon the mountainside. As it were.
     
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    Baraka_Guru, Mar 1, 2013
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  17. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Relevant
     
    Plan9, Mar 1, 2013
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  18. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    I has a tired. But I am completely wired and can't even rest.
     
    Japchae, Mar 1, 2013
    #20698
  19. MSD

    MSD Very Tilted

    Location:
    CT
    I can dress as a Village Person on about ten minutes' notice. The rules are the rules.
     
    MSD, Mar 1, 2013
    #20699
  20. SeanMyklKing

    SeanMyklKing Chef

    Location:
    Denver City Denver
    Tepurpedic. The one for side sleepers.
     
    SeanMyklKing, Mar 2, 2013
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