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Ever sneezed during sex?

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by hannibal, Mar 1, 2013.

  1. HANNIBAL

    hannibal New Member

    Happened to me the other day for the first time over 30 years of having sex. Was a little embarrassing and weird. Is this really unusual or has it happened to you?
     
    hannibal, Mar 1, 2013
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  2. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Yes, it's happened, but it's not something that I spend much time worrying. It was a dusty room.
     
    the_jazz, Mar 1, 2013
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  3. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    So... this one time--during sex--I had to scratch my ass.

    It was awkward in missionary but I powered through.
     
    Plan9, Mar 1, 2013
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  4. Craven Morehead

    Craven Morehead Very Tilted

    Location:
    third rock from the sun
    Hope it wasn't during oral.

    Unwanted bodily functions during sex....... film at 11.
     
    Craven Morehead, Mar 1, 2013
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  5. cis689

    cis689 Slightly Tilted

    Gesundheit
     
    cis689, Mar 1, 2013
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  6. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    Actual dust bunnies?
     
    fflowley, Mar 1, 2013
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  7. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Oh, I've totally sneezed during sex. I remember he came shooting out of me and we had a good laugh.
     
    snowy, Mar 1, 2013
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  8. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
    I thought sneezing during sex was a fairly common occurrence. I mean, I've seen dozens of pictures of girls with snot all over her face where the guy sneezed on her by accident...


    *goes and looks up the word "bukkake", slinks away in complete embarrassment*
     
    MeltedMetalGlob, Mar 1, 2013
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  9. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Bless you. ;)
     
    rogue49, Mar 1, 2013
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  10. martian

    martian Server Monkey Staff Member

    Location:
    Mars
    I've never sneezed during sex. I've also never had a cat play speedball with my sack, which as I recall is not a claim everyone in this thread can make.

    Things happens. Sex is already pretty messy. I don't think a sneeze is anything to get worked up over.
     
    martian, Mar 1, 2013
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  11. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    *holds his speedbag*

    Memories'd.
     
    Plan9, Mar 1, 2013
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  12. curiousbear

    curiousbear Terse & Bizarre

    Strangely I think orgasm and sneeze works similar way. Builds up and shoots out.
     
    curiousbear, Mar 2, 2013
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  13. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    BOOM....
     
    ralphie250, Mar 2, 2013
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