Pointless Announcements

Two more letters to go. Phew. Been working since 7:30.

 

Watching a Sesame Street marathon?

Just kidding! Tear it up, noodle!

 

I just read the US is going to airdrop poison mice to combat their brown snake problem.
This will end well.

To prevent snakes on a plane, Guam to airdrop poisoned mice| Reuters

 

Where I live winter has returned with a vengeance. It snows, it melts a bit, snows again, melts. There is a constant residue of ice. I like my ice in the form of cubes, not sidewalk minefields. Even my dogs are losing their footing.
Spring can't come soon enough!

 

Almost every school in the area had a snow day, except for me. Yay! At least I have stuff to do...

 

Would you like to share with the class? (See what I did there? I'M SO CLEVER)

 

Size queen...

 

I've had about half a pot of coffee, a peanut butter sandwich and german chocolate cake. I think it's time to break out the bourbon.

 

I like allllllllllllllllllllllll of those things.

 

Mmmm. Share?

 

Tomorrow is the day. I have to report to the facility at 6am and meet 'my resident.' I'm gonna take care of someone! Well, help take care of them.

 

the copy edit edits for my book just went into the aether.
i should be excited, but mostly i have the feeling i forgot something.
i have no idea what that would be.

 

Come on over. Anyone knows that I will willingly share my bourbon.. but it's not for mixing. Pure bliss, sip by sip.

 

THANK YOU!

 

Fine, I'll bring my own. And finish it before you. And likely end up with my shirt off on your futon again.

Odds of The Hunt for Red October being quoted are high, too.

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If any of you turds need me, I'll be off at the gym.

THE PLACE YOU GO TO NOT BE DISGUSTING.

 

I want this shower.