Pointless Announcements

I'd recommend these:






Mainly because you can flip them over and use them to open a beer.

 

And highly useful.

 

Reefs are really comfy, but I switched over to Teva Olowahu flips a few years ago and won't go back. The Mush sole on the Tevas is durable and comfy. I only buy a new pair every year because I like to change patterns.

 

The double criss-cross straps on my Tevas make it possible to run. I used to do it all the time when I worked at the preschool. My old boss was always worried about our ability to run if necessary in our flippy-floppies. I made her eat her words. It also wasn't a fair comparison since she wore Birkenstock mules every day, and she sure as shit couldn't run in those.

 

There's a gradual divergence happening on Facebook. Those who post good stuff are posting awesomer stuff. However, those who typically post crap are getting worse with their shitty posts.

 

As much as Orwell was on the money in trajectory if not by degrees, I'm way, way more concerned about the accuracy of Huxley's vision.

 

I'm pretty sure I had a firm understanding of punctuation by the time I reached grade 5 to the extent that it couldn't be forgotten.

You say Rambo, but perhaps I'm more like a Shaolin monk. Those guys start their training at around 4.

 

We're not fooling anyone. I'm pretty much Conan the Librarian.


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZHoHaAYHq8

 

Ugh, I hate panic attacks.