Pointless Announcements

Loving this video. What all modern pop music boils down to.

 

Not that I don't think the video is hilarious, but that's a sheep. Not a goat.

 

I guess it all depends on your intent. I've gotten very good info from people just by laying common objects out on my desk. A Swiss army knife, a pair of needle nose pliers, some duct tape and a bottle of sports drink or colored juice in a lab bottle laid out all while asking a suspect if he cared to share the whereabouts of a missing kid or other time sensitive information can be either very effective or a complete bust. Needless to say the tactic is much more efficient on people with say an 8th grade education or less.

 

True love is sizing your partner for body armor.

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What's it like having to polish your JBT footwear every night?

 

Taylor Swift is all about pissing off or embarrassing hers Ex's. I don't think she cares to pass a 4-H club exam.
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You can't even legally have body armor down here.

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Taylor Swift is pop star suffering from that horrible female condition where they love breakup drama more than relationships and thus search out the finest douchenozzles from the male skankery that will help them get their fix.

 

I got a brand new mattress. Any of you lovely people care to help me break it in?

 

*plane ticket in hand*

...wait, is it a Tempurpedic?

I don't ride on no cheap mattresses.

 

I came home from school to find that my new thingamajig has arrived.

 

Got one by me I guess, not sure I'm familiar with the JBT term. If it's some tech gear that cost more then boots out of Cabela's I'm sure we didn't have it. All places I worked everything accept ammo and your basic vest was a "you want it you buy item."

 

No. But it wasn't cheap.

 

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Well, what kind of mattress is it? It's expensive, sure... a Sleep Number?

Please tell me you didn't waste money on springs 'n shit.

Middle class white people are better than that.

 

Denver Mattress Doctors Choice EroTop

 

Damn, now I have mustache and chest hair envy.

 

*serious urge to post his own Magnum P.I.-style picture*

 

Imagine, if you will, a world where Tom Selleck is Indiana Jones.

 

Now that is a visual with early 80's Tom in the role. Sounds like a good episode of Sliders.