Pointless Announcements

"Yippee-ki-yay, mother****er."

 

I hung out with 2 buddies from college today! I showed them some wineries and then we made an apple pie

One friend now lives in Oregon (only 45 minutes south of me) and the one that lives in San Fran came up for a visit. We met through rugby at school so we told a lot of stories. Most of the stories by P and I started off like, "Oh, I got soooooo wasted."

It was wonderful.

 

Just checking in. The ride was wet, muddy and awesome.

 

Snowed overnight. Wonderfully picturesque winter scenes in the backyard this moring. Looks beautiful in the pre-dawn light.

Damn driveway full of snow that needs removal out front. May spend the day looking out back.

 

Happy birthday, gw.

Re-watching I Heart Huckabees this morning. Love this film.

 

Fuck you, uterus.

That is all.

 

I empathize.

 

bowling got cancelled. bummer.

 

If I could watch movies while sitting in the bathtub my life would be so much more awesome.

 

"My penis is not a cat toy."

 

My indoor soccer team consists of mid 20 to mid 30 somethings. Today we played a team of high school girls. I can hurt people that are old enough to vote, but not pre-pubescent girls. I did threaten one that stopped suddenly in front of me. I am twice her age, and don't change direction as easily as her. Also, I'm probably TWICE that girl's size. I stared that blonde bitch down and told her if she did that again, I will run over her. She didn't do it again.

Angry Uterus is still in control.

 

Angry Uterus is still driving the bus here, too. And, mixedmedia, that's why laptops are awesome.

 

Needed that, laughed so hard I thought I was going to throw-up

 

I don't have a laptop, ipad, kindle or any of that. I'm totally 20th century up here in this shit.

 

If there was ever anyone who needed a tablet, it's you.

 

I'm inclined to believe you. Particularly if it will make my bathtub movie dreams a reality.