Pointless Announcements

Right this moment, I am high on life.

 

Is going bald in not many years written into the contract or is that a just a bonus with the role?
At least you get to shoot Professor Snape and watch him fall out of a window at some point as well, serves him right for doing that to Dumbledore then faking his death and hiding as a German terrorist.

 

It is done.

 

Feed the hungry ghost - all we are looking for is life

 

Yeah, and I can't wait until I get the chance to hit you over the head with a clipboard.
Then flip my hair and walk away all angry and shit.
--- merged: Feb 15, 2013 at 12:39 PM ---
I am going to go out and find some jeans that fit my ass. I've been wearing jeans that are too big for me for a month now and I'm tired of feeling like a 17-year-old boy pulling on the waistband of my pants all the time.

 

A little slightly late something for Valentine's Day. Was going to do this yesterday but sleep and reading occupied the entire day. Two more in my head to work on still...

 

But belts.

Seriously... women seem to really have this thing against belts. Like not wearing them at all. My current girlfriend does the same shit. Her waist to hip ratio demands a belt and yet she'd rather play peekaboo buttcrack with the world.

 

saw this on the CNN website just now:
"Olympian Oscar Pistorius broke into tears when a judge charged him with killing his girlfriend, model Reeva Steenkamp."
Never heard of him, but no surprise there when the only remotely current Olympian I can name aside from most of the players of the USA basketball teams since 1992 is Nancy Kerigan. I remember that story well when Tonya Harding did such a wonderful job representing Oregon for the world to see

 

I'm in an, "I hate everyone/everything" kind of mood.

 

Because I hate them. That's logical. If you disagree with me, I will punch you because you're obviously stupid....BAM rationalized.

 

RodeoSquirrel wins the Internet this week!

 

I love belts.

Sadly, our intern, who is male, does not.

 

I am currently wearing a belt and jeans that are bigger than my butt requires since I've dropped some pounds. It really is only keeping them up, not making them fit better.

 

THE FUCKING RECEPTIONIST IS HERE!!!!!!

 

Do you have someone to call when you want to hide the body?