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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    I am developing a bit of a grapefruit obsession.
     
    mixedmedia, Feb 14, 2013
    #19881
  2. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
    Speed_Gibson is right. Try having it enforced on you against your will as opposed to volunteering to do it.
    [​IMG]
     
    MeltedMetalGlob, Feb 14, 2013
    #19882
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  3. cis689

    cis689 Slightly Tilted

    Happy Valentine's Day !

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    cis689, Feb 14, 2013
    #19883
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  4. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    This doodad is bolstering my courage this morning.
    Question One
     
    mixedmedia, Feb 14, 2013
    #19884
  5. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    I'm pretty sure my computer just muttered, "I'm too old for this shit...."
     
    Baraka_Guru, Feb 14, 2013
    #19885
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  6. Craven Morehead

    Craven Morehead Very Tilted

    Location:
    third rock from the sun
    Hungover, I am too old for this shit.
     
    Craven Morehead, Feb 14, 2013
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  7. warrrreagl

    warrrreagl Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Land of cotton.
    At least two dozen of my students nominated me for a Grammy! They announced during the broadcast Sunday evening that a Grammy would be awarded next year to a music teacher somewhere in the USA, and a bunch of my current and former students all sent in nominations for me the next day. That's so freaking awesome! I know I've heard this so many times before at the Grammys, but it is truly sincere this time - it is an HONOR to simply be nominated.

    The Grammy organization contacted me with an application and a survey, which I completed and submitted. They are almost certainly looking specifically for somebody who produces throngs of virtuoso performance students, but it's still cool anyway.
     
    warrrreagl, Feb 14, 2013
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  8. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    I'm too sexy for this shirt.
     
    Plan9, Feb 14, 2013
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  9. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Wow, and the discounts are a joke! I'm not sure it's even worth filling out the form. Maybe it would be if this were 1983, when office supplies played a more central role.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Feb 14, 2013
    #19889
  10. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Dunno, paperclips and rubber bands still give me a ragin' boner.
     
    Plan9, Feb 14, 2013
    #19890
  11. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Oh, don't get me wrong; the only thing that turns my crank more than all manner of office supplies is books. It's just that I have little use for them anymore.

    I will say this though: I'm about to jump on setting up a system based on Getting Things Done. 9er, that should be right up your alley. It covers everything in the office except your socks.

    In other news, I've been given the go-ahead from Canada Revenue Agency to start charging sales tax on my services. That's right. I'm going to start collecting tax for the government. I feel like such a motherfucking grown-up.
     
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    Baraka_Guru, Feb 14, 2013
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  12. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Yay, Thursday.
     
    snowy, Feb 14, 2013
    #19892
  13. Xerxes

    Xerxes Bulking.

    I know right? AND she lives in Florida! I am wondering when she's going to finally snap and shoot up her workplace.
     
    Xerxes, Feb 14, 2013
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  14. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    PSA: Angry Uterus woke me up at 0145 and I didn't get back to sleep until 0500. Seven came early. Don't fuck with me today.
     
    Japchae, Feb 14, 2013
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  15. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
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    I like your attitude, lady.
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    I would never shoot up my workplace. I actually like the people there.
     
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    mixedmedia, Feb 14, 2013
    #19895
  16. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member



    He meant literally. He fashions the paper clips into an exoskeleton for his man parts, then holds it on with rubber bands.
     
    Borla, Feb 14, 2013
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  17. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Great. Now I have a visual of Plan9 and his Road Warrior "tickler."

    Post-apocalyptic penile implement'd!
     
    Baraka_Guru, Feb 14, 2013
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  18. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Must stop mooning over past summer vacation pictures. I miss the mountains.
     
    snowy, Feb 14, 2013
    #19898
  19. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    I've heard that thinking about your parents having sex is a good way to turn yourself off.
    What a weird bet. You win if you lose and lose if you win.

    But you can still have sex with yourself by yourself, right?

    Don't tell me you're giving that up as well.
     
    Lindy, Feb 14, 2013
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  20. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    This sort of happened to CinnamonGirl and I. Our friend wanted to go to a new coffee shop in town called Heart and Soul. We went in, with CinnamonGirl up front, and they were singing Christian music and little kids were serving the coffee. All of us backed out slowly leaving CG to deal with the weird children.




    I haven't sealed up the rules of this game challenge yet. I wonder if tickling the little man on the boat should be out.....
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Feb 14, 2013
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