Pointless Announcements

with heels...

 

You know that moment when you think you're looking at an insurmountable clusterfuck until you've gathered all the relevant information then all of a sudden you're thinking: hey, this isn't that bad.

Fuck yeah.

 

A friend asked if I was interested in backup singing in his band.

I am...but I can't harmonize for shit

 

Here spammer, spammer, spammer. Are you going to rise to the bait?

 

I'm walking across the living room and I say, ' Aaaagh, I'm feeling the urge to smoke a cigarette, goddammit!'
Boo says, 'Google alternatives to smoking.'
And I say, 'Bullshit! There are no alternatives to smoking. You just have to power through it.'
And it's true.

 

Yeah, it took me a second to notice, too.




He's got really great tits.

 

I understand that!

 

Oh my me laughing my ass off!

 

Beatings?????? I'm first in line!

 

yo my god, PERRLA! thank you! it's the most miraculous thing ever. i just type things and it sticks them all in the APA format. whee!

 

You called? Oh wait........Wanders off to create fake account posing as a lesbian midget looking for affluent white male to provide "genetic material" for a wee one. Makes sure to grab checklist to look convincing:
0) Use spelling and grammar that makes the typical 13 year old on facebook or twitter look like the bestest writer evar!
1) Try to sell something annoying and quite possibly illegal in my second post
2) Piss off as many senior people as possible on here in my first three posts by any means necessary.
3) Get all upset when even one person on here has a less than positive response to just one of my brilliant ideas listed above.

Do I qualify for the "old" part? They say you are only as old as you feel.
You can bundle the "TFP Chat Fashion Show" along with the "ZombieSquirrel beatdown of the week" on the TFP Pay-Per-View. Just make sure that the_jazz doesn't hear about it or he might try to model something far too lacy.....

 

There is snoring. It's not me.