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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by genuinemommy, Feb 7, 2013.

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  1. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    Earth
    Remember: a knot is a temporary condition in a rope.

    As such, always secure your knots with a proper inline safety.

    Hate to disagree but I'm officially That Guy.

    /Bush League Business Traveler
     
    Plan9, Feb 8, 2013
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  2. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    Toronto
    It takes just 15 minutes a day to read up to 20 books a year.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Feb 8, 2013
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  3. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    Proper planning and preparation prevents piss poor performance.
     
    fflowley, Feb 8, 2013
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  4. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    Alliteration is great for remembering things.

    An alliterative alteration and augmentation: Proper planning plus appropriate preparation plainly prevents piss-poor performance.
     
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    Baraka_Guru, Feb 8, 2013
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  5. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Something I tell my students: "Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine."
     
    snowy, Feb 8, 2013
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  6. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

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    Central Republic of Where-In-The-Hell
    It's totally the karaoke.
     
    CinnamonGirl, Feb 8, 2013
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  7. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    Eat your vegetables after your dessert for dessert-flavored vegetables.
     
    Plan9, Feb 8, 2013
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  8. Freetofly

    Freetofly Diving deep into the abyss

    Location:
    From Philly USA, living in London UK
    :p
     
    Freetofly, Feb 8, 2013
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  9. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Baltimore/DC
    Do not eat the yellow snow.


    Ignorance is NOT bliss.
     
    rogue49, Feb 9, 2013
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  10. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

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    Who cares, really?
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    MeltedMetalGlob, Feb 9, 2013
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  11. Lish

    Lish Very Tilted

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    Im here, but heart is somewhere else
    i know huh? try telling that to Craven Morehead. look at his avatar a little closer. :)
     
    Lish, Feb 9, 2013
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  12. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

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    Who cares, really?
    [​IMG]
     
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    MeltedMetalGlob, Feb 10, 2013
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  13. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    Don't confuse your M1006 and M1060 40mm rounds.

    One is a silly tennis ball, the other is a miniature nuke.
     
    Plan9, Feb 10, 2013
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  14. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member

    Look both ways before crossing a street applies to bike paths and pedestrian-heavy areas as well.

    Getting sick of kids who are too busy looking at their phones to realize they're inconveniencing others with their erratic walking. I must have looked that dumb when I used to walk around reading fiction as a teenager/young adult.

    It's good to escape every now and again, but true growth can't take place unless you're firmly planted in reality
     
    genuinemommy, Feb 10, 2013
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  15. Zweiblumen

    Zweiblumen Slightly Tilted

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    Iceland
    Don't eat the yellow snow.
     
    Zweiblumen, Feb 11, 2013
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  16. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    Close only counts in horse shoes and hull breaches.
     
    Speed_Gibson, Feb 11, 2013
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  17. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    To play "spot the pro"?
    --- merged: Feb 11, 2013 at 3:32 PM ---
    And thermonuclear weapons.
    --- merged: Feb 11, 2013 at 3:33 PM ---
    Traffic laws apply equally to motorists and cyclists.
     
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    the_jazz, Feb 11, 2013
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  18. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    Never assume, but if you have to, assume everything is going wrong.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Feb 11, 2013
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  19. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    Plastic grocery bags should have a permanent place in your vehicle's door pocket. They're useful for collecting road trip trash, act as dress shoe covers and can be used as impromptu gloves.

    The best time to present your girlfriend with a thong bikini is not during the winter "fat phase," but instead after a day on the beach where similar women are running around clad in them.

    Any article of clothing that you find yourself talking about more than twice deserves to be purchased in duplicate. If you've found something that works great, it's worth having two of it.
     
    Plan9, Feb 11, 2013
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  20. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Totally. I do this with all of my professional clothing. I have three pairs of the same pants in different colors.
     
    snowy, Feb 11, 2013
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