Dirty talk

Do you have any one liners,or sexy things you say to your partner?

 

fuck me.

that's my favorite.

 

Love it. You should give lessons!

 

You know, I've never gotten a bad or even ambivalent response to those two little words.
Keep it simple.

 

The hottest words ever spoken to me: I want to take you home and fuck you.

Boom. Just like that.

 

True, sometimes the 'fuck me' needs an appropriate qualifier so as to avoid confusion.

 

My personal favorite is to whisper in her ear in a stern voice, "Tonight, I'm going to take you however I want and you're going to let me."

 

Wow creative...

 

It all depends on the situation. Mrs. Levite isn't much for the dirty talk, though thankfully she and mixedmedia seem to have taken notes from the same handbook. The last relationship I had before Mrs. L, though...she was both hot and dirty, and could fuck talk with the best of them. She was also something of a fan of games, and it used to drive her nuts when I would tie her up and blindfold her, tease her a little, and then right before I went down on her, I would tell her, "Don't come until you beg me for it." Then I would lick her like a condemned man's last ice cream cone, and at the end, she would beg me for it, and I would pause just long enough to say, "Come." And she would: loudly.

 

Wow, no sense of humor. Fun.
Besides, what did you contribute? And it's your own thread.

 

Setting the bar awfully high, lol.

I've NEVER had a woman say anything dirty to me that would top that, and I've had THAT said to me far too rarely in my life . Mind you, I enjoy anything dirty a woman says to me, but then I'm just an old degenerate .

 

There is a point in life when "can your daughter come to my sleepover party?" Becomes the sexiest inspiration for a parent now in a child free house.

 

This.

 

The text i just sent my girlfriend;I started thinking about satutday, i want to stick my fingers up inside.Slip them in and out i bet your pussy is hot and wet,so yummy. I contributed now ,probably will again. I really just wanted to know what others would say before I would contribute.

 

That's really not how we do things at TFP. You should read the Thread Starting Guidelines of this post:

General Rules and Guidelines of TFP 5.0 | The TFP

so that you don't get accused of not contributing to your own thread again - which was a totally legitimate accusation as far as I'm concerned. And, for the record, I still don't see how you've bothered to answer your own question as posed in your Opening Post.

Me? I'm not much of a talker. I'm generally too busy thinking about what I'm going to do next and then what that will lead into.

 

Will do I'm still a newbie sorry.

 

Just curious - are you EVER going to answer your own question? If not, that's fine, but it's going to severely limit any credibility you can build with your fellow members.

It's a two way street, and you're asking people to share intimate details of their lives without doing the same yourself.

 

is this it or do you need more right now?