Pointless Announcements

You don't like when people post pictures?

 

11:15 and no urge to stab anyone.....

 

How did I get myself into this, 2 interviews on the same day?

 

I have those socks. For reals.

I also have a green pair that says "Beer."

 

^^ Good Luck with that!
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I will start physical therapy on my arm next week. It should be loads of fun!!!!!!! Hopefully I'll be able to use my left arm again.

 

Just imagine your left hand firmly grasping Borla 's neck. You'll be back to normal in no time at all.

 

I just saw a YouTube clip of Honey Boo Boo and Mama Thumb making "sketti" out of ketchup, margarine and spaghetti.

To say I feel dumber now would be an understatement of mountainous proportions.

 

You need to watch the South Park episode with Honey Boo Boo, Fremen.
It will make that shit make so much more sense.

 

I fucking hate PowerPoint.

 

I feel worse now than I did this morning, but it's bearable. I had to buy some Ensure on the way home, since I have no desire whatsoever to eat real food.

That said, something that makes me feel better - I'm going to see Muse in March! Yay!

 

I am tired of living with my M-I-L! Why won't she get a fucking job and get her own damn place?

 

My pharm teacher's assistant reminds me of Harpo Marx.
Both in aspect and attitude. Only she's a she.

 

Force feeding a cat is not fun.

 

Been there. Kind of harrowing, I know.

 

I'd wear bacon on one and beer on the other foot. In fact, I should do that.

Going on eBay to look for Bacon & Beer Socks.

 

Where the fuck is cromps plan9?

 

CinnamonGirl gave my syphilis!