Pointless Announcements

Settie be strong. TFP is here for you, we're all on your side.

 

He needs to cover that up with some hair.

 

Oh yeah? Take this in yo face.



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Absolutely, definitely, positively, undeniably... me. According to my SO, I make the exact same face.



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On a dumbass sidenote:

I hate when German corporate managers take off from December 22nd to January 10th while we are signing contracts. You guys need to fuck off from the Middle East market and go back to handling North America or Europe.

At the same time, I love the corporate guy who decided 3 days leave is enough for Christmas and New Years.

You my man.

 

it's cold this morning and i have to run out to the store.
so i shall throw my green velveteen blazer over my t-shirt and sweat pants.
and i will look smashing.

 

Sorry for the creeping factor, but I had to google "green velveteen blazer" just to see what it would look like, and yes, I believe you would.

 

Remixer - I guess crappy DnB goes with Red Bull and Vodka

on a side note, if you make that face when a woman licks you...

I think you just jumped me on the "Gayest TFP Member" list.
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I'm from Fl. - what is this cold you keep referring to? 65 is not cold.

 

I shall never understand guys who are happy to kiss the mouth that just handled your cock and swallowed your cum.

Imma shelve it in "American retardations".

EDIT: That took way too many edits to fix the code.

 

enjoying my day off. i can only carry so much comp time to the new year, so today is my lazy day

 

who said i was complaining?
and compared to the 85 degrees we had two days ago, it's cold.
so fuck ya'll.

 

Lay Down Sally played on the radio on the way back from the supermarket.
I am in a mood, in a mood, in a mood...if I were Sally, he wouldn't have had to write that song.

 

NEVER read the comments. I've learned that over the years, and I still slip up. Yesterday, I was reading an article about how Anne Hathaway had a "wardrobe malfunction" at the Les Miz premiere in... France I believe? She got out of her limo and wasn't wearing underwear and was quite embarrassed. SO many of the comments were calling her a slut and that she was only doing it for attention and so people would see the movie, etc... And that was on an entertainment article. The political ones make me want to punch things.

In other news, job interview went really really well.

 

If you expect her to slob your knob and swallow love juice tainted from whatever you ate last, you shouldn't complain if she kisses you. If that doesn't add up for you - you eat pussy, right? Think about it.

 

Yeah, yeah, I get the whole "if I can deal with it, so can you" numbnut attitude.

Not my thing. I have no interest in knowing what my cum tastes like.

 

sorry. I missed the whole "this is the face I make when my girl tries to snowball me" caption.

I can understand that, but if it's just b/c she gave you head... c'mon. You lick her love tunnel...with no second thoughts about what comes out of that thing on a daily and monthly basis.

 

Wait. So you don't differentiate at all between her body fluids and your own?

I don't mind hers. I just have severe blocks towards my own.

Apparently a woeful sin in the age of ultimate sexual liberation.

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Either way, it's time for Tagliatelle with Tiger Prawns.

And Vodka & Red Bull after.

Lots of it.