Pointless Announcements

Whoa, Large Marge from Peewee's Big Adventure is your therapist? This oughta be good.

 

Large Marge sent me. *entire diner stops talking and looks at Pee Wee*

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How about that earthquake? Anyone experience it yesterday?

 

I started a thread on it after it happened.

I'm on the other side of the planet but my female sidekick blew up Skype like a screaming Armageddon grenade to let me know that the world was, in fact, ending right then and that her and the fish were going down with the ship. I just hope my couch wasn't damaged by falling photo frames.

 

Doing dishes.

So much crap to do today. Not enough caffeine.

 

I'm wearing a dress today....I was told I looked sexy, but I wasn't going for that....especially at work...and especially did not want to be called sexy by the receptionist.

Debating on whether or not to wear a dress tomorrow. I should make a pros and cons list.

 

It's easier for guys. I'm seeing clients tomorrow so I'm wearing a suit.

 

i am commando today

 

Wear a kilt. Clients love kilts.

 

Been on the phone for an hour and a half and this idiot vendor has people on who are arguing amongst themselves in a circular fashion which keeps going around over and over again.

Thank you...that is all.

 

I'll probably be accused of trying to pull off the schoolgirl look.

 

And THAT image needs to get out of my head NOW!

 

that's not as bad as the me in a tutu image i jammed into my coworkers craniums earlier this afternoon

 

mmmmmmmmmmnope.

 

ooooh almost racquetball time. hey i spelled it right this time

 

Gross. New image in my head now.

 

Every time I glance at the TFP Video Chat banner out of the corner of my eye, the second guy on the top row from the right looks like Darth Vader.

 

Nothing can damage that couch. Not even my teeth.

 

Damn you! Stop using reverse psychology on me. Jesus, now I'm going to be awake all night.

/the feeear