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Should I cheat on my wife?

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by Fiddlebone, Nov 1, 2012.

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  1. SirLance

    SirLance Death Therapist

    Location:
    Where you least expect me
    He's either involved in the orgy to beat all orgies, he's hospitalized with stitches in his pecker, or he's dead as a doornail.
     
    SirLance, Dec 5, 2012
    #81
  2. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    SirLance,

    Please. How many drive-by posters do we get like this? We've got buckets of middle-aged so-called swingers that blow their load before they get outside the introductions thread.

    ...

    Protip to any lurkers reading this that wants to sign up on a forum and claim to be a wild 'n free, middle-aged-but-still-attractive swinger that lives a raunchy Poetry plot line...

    POST SOMETHING--LIE TO US--BUT POST SOMETHING.​

    ...for fuck's sake.​
     
    Last edited: Dec 5, 2012
    Plan9, Dec 5, 2012
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  3. SirLance

    SirLance Death Therapist

    Location:
    Where you least expect me
    No argument here, but I love the way the threads degenerate after the newb OP runs for the hills.

    My opinion: the dude dropped in for validation, didn't get what he wanted, floated a fantasy, and ran off. Seriously, there's no way anybody's wife is gonna pimp for 'em. Not happening. And if it did, divorce her so she and I can date. Totally.
     
    SirLance, Dec 5, 2012
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  4. streak_56

    streak_56 I'm doing something, going somewhere...

    Location:
    C eh N eh D eh....
    well there goes the self-destruction that I was hoping for....
     
    streak_56, Dec 5, 2012
    #84
  5. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Maybe TFP should come with a warning: cheaters looking for validation should look elsewhere.
     
    snowy, Dec 5, 2012
    #85
  6. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    No. I want them to come for the validation and stay for the problem solving.
     
    Plan9, Dec 5, 2012
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  7. streak_56

    streak_56 I'm doing something, going somewhere...

    Location:
    C eh N eh D eh....
    well there goes the self-destruction that I was hoping for....
     
    streak_56, Dec 5, 2012
    #87
  8. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Good point. I hope people who come here and look around see that there are no easy answers.
     
    snowy, Dec 5, 2012
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  9. KirStang

    KirStang Something Patriotic.

    Location:
    In the 17 Judicial Circuit
    And here I thought there was an update. You guys are such a tease.
     
    KirStang, Dec 6, 2012
    #89
  10. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Oh, it's an update:

    Operation Blueballs.
     
    Plan9, Dec 6, 2012
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  11. Poetry

    Poetry Totally Sharky, Complete

    Location:
    Los Angeles, CA
    I'm not sure if you're referring to my actual life or the movies I write, but either way... eh. It's 3AM. I just orgasmed while being pressed against the side of my car in a well known theme park parking lot. I'm tired. Brain. Not working.

    Man, he was hot.
     
    Poetry, Dec 6, 2012
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  12. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
    Agreed- there's no way I could have gotten away with this on page 1!
    [​IMG]
     
    Last edited: Aug 28, 2018
    MeltedMetalGlob, Dec 6, 2012
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  13. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    1) Did y'all run the guy off before I could know what happened/how things ended badly?
    2) I still love MeltedMetalGlob
    3) Stanley is so funny!!!
    4) I have a lady crush on Poetry
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Dec 6, 2012
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  14. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    How this thread should have gone:

    Hi, TFP! I'm Plan9. I'm really wondering if I should cheat on my not-wife. I mean, I really love the life we've built together and she's an excellent partner. She's a great listener and makes me laugh. She's pretty good in bed and the house is immaculate.

    But, y'know, I'm a male scumbag horndog and if I don't periodically bury my shortsword into some skank stank I start to get restless and feel like maybe I'm less of a man than I was when I was nailing eager strangers off PlentyOfFish half a decade ago.

    I know that a lot of this comes from constant bombardment by the media that my boring life should be an Axe body spray commercial ("bitches and the drinks") and that infidelity is alpha-as-fuck / bonus points for dudes but a heinous crime for females.

    What's a guy to do?
     
    Last edited: Dec 6, 2012
    Plan9, Dec 6, 2012
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  15. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    I have a new favorite phase!!!
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Dec 6, 2012
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  16. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Lemme tell ya: It feels as good as it sounds.
     
    Plan9, Dec 6, 2012
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  17. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    I just realized how funny the avatars* for Plan9 and ZombieSquirrel look side by side:

    [​IMG] [​IMG]

    [*Editor's note: In the case of the avatar for Plan9, it is actually more accurate that it be referred to as "Plan9's current avatar" or "Plan9's avatar of the day."]
     
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    Baraka_Guru, Dec 6, 2012
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  18. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    That's probably not far off of how we would be side by side in real life.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Dec 6, 2012
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  19. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    I'm pretty sure that Plan9 's avatar is saying "Jazz, you eediot!"
     
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    the_jazz, Dec 6, 2012
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  20. SirLance

    SirLance Death Therapist

    Location:
    Where you least expect me
    I was kinda hopin' for some good vicarious livin' there for a minute. Didn't happen.

    Maybe he ran off with Edward, the resurrected John the Baptist guy. Now, THAT would be cheating!
     
    SirLance, Dec 6, 2012
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