Warm Feet = More Orgasms?

I went as Maverick for Halloween. I can assure you that everybody likes a Maverick.

/Top Gun

 

birthday suit is usually what works best...
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especially when you got someone to canoodle with

 

Sexperimentation should include replicating conditions during multiple trials. Control condition should be completely naked.. experimental condition the addition of one item of clothing.. whether it be socks, a sweater, whatever.

Results should be recorded and reported back to this thread.

Unfortunately, I am not having any sexytimes at the moment, so any sexperimentation on my part will have to take a backseat.

 

I'll be in the Columbus area for Christmas...

/creep/

 

Do you have a sexy Canadian accent?

 

I can definitely put one on for you...

no doobt aboot it eh?

 

Mmm, I dunno. I don't think rehearsing to lines from The Red Green Show and Corner Gas will make you sound especially Canadian.

Maybe like you're from Minnesota. With a lukewarm IQ. We need an expert. Baraka_Guru, how should one train to sound Canadian?

 

Wait... you're Canadian, Baraka_Guru... does your old lady wear socks when she's engaging in acts as described in the OP?

And what about the rest of our Canadian hit squad? I mean, Canada is a lot like Northern Europe, isn't it? It's way cold.

 

Noted. I will scale back the level of my party.

...you're not going along with the joke. I know that, you know that... the home audience doesn't care.​

 

When we lived in Canada, my old lady was frequently found wearing socks and a touque to bed. Cold is cold.

 

Strip clubs and marijuana, apparently.

I wonder if the strippers wear socks.

 

I find that achieving orgasm is a near certainty when I'm in a stage somewhere between dressed and undressed (ripping and tearing sounds welcome). Besides, I'm not sure where to purchase a sock to fit my clitoris or his cock .

 

So, the next time I go into the bedroom I'm going to wear thermal socks and some leather boots. Hoping I'll achieve a mind-blowing orgasm. I'll report back with results, as well as the look on the ladies' face.

 

What look on her face? As if we care about your mind-blowing orgasms? We only care about our own.

 

I meant the look on her face when she sees me stompin' in wearing knee-high leather biker boots...and nothing else.

 

This made me laugh! I would like to see that. I wear socks at the gyno visits, does that count?